| 00:00 - 00:03 | Phelan decided on a new tactic |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | He tried a 4-3-3 formation |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | He left Hernandez on the bench |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Snodgrass on one wing Diomande on the other |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and put young Keane in front |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | but he's only scored 4 goals |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | from 50 f**king games! |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | It all went pear-shaped |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | they were ready |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | and hit the ground running |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and we got done 6-1 |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All you Allam supporters - leave the room now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the F**k is going on here? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You said this was the start of a winning run |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | 6 F**king 1 are you serious? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I hope they've all committed suicide |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Somebody pissed in his cornflakes Helga! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I told you getting rid of Bruce was a mistake |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | It's them F**king Allam's again isn't it? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Where the f**king hell is Adam Pearson |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | The Allam's are f**king us about again . . |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | F**K THE ALLAM's! I hope their balls turn square and fester on each corner |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | They've got Duffen working for them again |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | F**k Duffen too we'll be going back down faster than a fat kid |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | on a f**king see-saw! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Whats Elmo doing running around |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | like a chicken with it's legs cut off. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Diomande has missed more balls than Cinderella. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | The Hernandez jokes have crossed the line |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | which is more than his shots have! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Tell them all if they don't get their arses into gear |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | they will all be going to Leeds on a free |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And for Gawds sake get Jak back in goal |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Hernandez should have been a tennis player |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | his shots never hit the net! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I will take over! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | There will be changes don't you worry about that. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Get Mark Walmsley and Arthur Dearing from Facebook |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | and that f**kwit Clock maker from |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Australia to rally the fans. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And send that Clock back he made. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | We'll make another bowl Helga! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Can't they see there's a carrot at the |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | end of the tunnel? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I'll make sure there is |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | money for players as soon as we get rid |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | of those f**king Allam's |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | A faint heart never kissed a guinea pig |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Get me Allardyce on the phone . . |
