| 00:00 - 00:02 | Looking forward to Cecilia's dinner! |
| 00:02 - 00:04 | It's tomorrow, you know! |
| 00:05 - 00:06 | Yeah, but the French are coming too... |
| 00:07 - 00:08 | What do you mean? |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Don't be too rude to them, they are still crying after 2006 |
| 00:12 - 00:13 | They think their "cuisine" is amazing |
| 00:13 - 00:16 | but they only eat potatoes and Camembert |
| 00:16 - 00:18 | It stinks like hell man, poor you! |
| 00:18 - 00:21 | Every time "Ah, la France"... |
| 00:21 - 00:25 | but if I eat one more baguette I'll throw up, seriously |
| 00:25 - 00:27 | I would sell my soul for a dish of true spaghetti |
| 00:28 - 00:29 | The French let pasta cook 30 minutes |
| 00:30 - 00:33 | maybe they like eating glue |
| 00:34 - 00:37 | but if you do that in Italy, you get arrested |
| 00:37 - 00:38 | Man, this time the Italians are cooking! |
| 00:39 - 00:41 | There will be Parmigiana and maybe also tiramisù |
| 00:41 - 00:44 | Are you kidding me? Pas ce fromage de merde? |
| 00:44 - 00:46 | No man, only pasta, pizza and bella vita! |
