| 00:00 - 00:03 | Protesters put banners around the athletics facility. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | One is about your height... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | ...this one calls you a dirty liar. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The press are currently taking photos of the banners. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | This banner shows you holding a dildo in each hand. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Dildo's made me rich. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Fuck them and their dildo jokes. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Boss... they chanted... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | ...about investment. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They say you lie about transfer targets. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | But you can only buy shit players. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Buy shit! Everyone not a scout, leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What about fucking Dimitri Payet? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I discovered that fat french cunt. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The beautiful goals he scored for this fucking shit team. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I saved this fucking club. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | You saved them too Karren. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Brady is the dirty liar. Overselling everything... |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | ...and I can't sack her, she knows everything... |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | ...even the offshore accounts... |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | No-one knows about that David. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | She knows. I told her. I was showing off. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We can deny that. She has no proof. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | She got a piece of the Haller fee. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | A bit of Andersons too. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | A cut of all the over-priced shit. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | We split it. Me, her and Gold. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | She knows everything! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Everything bad here is her doing, and I can't even sack her. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | My pornstar wife sitting there laughing every time Masuaka is out of position. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I can't get away from gobby slags in high heels! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And that doddering old dildo merchant Gold. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Tweeting his shit every day. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | He can't tell the difference between our tallest black players and me. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | He's fucking senile. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | We'll get relegated like this. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Fucking relegated down to play against Birmingham fucking City. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | They'll laugh their fucking blue heads off. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Brady and fucking Hammers United. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They've fucked me. She's done a proper fucking job on me. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Someone should kill that fat Tory slag! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK, Boris will protect you. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I just wanted the fans to love me... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | ...to believe I could spot a player... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | ...like Wenger. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I should be Manager. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I could have been a great Manager. 442 and a low press. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Or False 9 like a top dildo. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Get me Moyes. |
