00:00 - 00:03 | ...the spread is becoming difficult to contain |
00:04 - 00:05 | It has already driven Wuhan to a standstill and is now raising fears across the country |
00:05 - 00:07 | You can see the affected areas here, spreading out from Wuhan and across Hubei |
00:08 - 00:12 | and from there continuing on to neighbouring provinces |
00:12 - 00:15 | and even further afield into the south...and abroad... |
00:17 - 00:19 | Have they been drinking enough hot water, |
00:19 - 00:21 | and avoiding spicy foods? |
00:24 - 00:26 | General Secretary... |
00:27 - 00:28 | this is... |
00:31 - 00:33 | This is a corona virus, like SARS... |
00:34 - 00:36 | drinking hot water is not enough |
00:53 - 00:58 | I want everyone out except Li Keqiang, Chen Quanguo, Wang Yang, Wang Huning, and Liu He |
01:13 - 01:15 | There is no Wuhan virus! |
01:15 - 01:17 | Wuhan virus cannot exist! |
01:18 - 01:23 | It's very existence is incompatible with Xi Jinping Thought on Socialism with Chinese Characteristics for a New Era! |
01:25 - 01:28 | First we have Swine Fever |
01:29 - 01:31 | Then the movements in Hong Kong |
01:31 - 01:34 | The trade war with the Americans |
01:34 - 01:37 | The economic slowdown |
01:37 - 01:40 | No, Wuhan Virus cannot exist, and it certainly cannot be spreading |
01:40 - 01:42 | General Secretary, we must seek truth from facts |
01:42 - 01:46 | The truth is what we say it is! |
01:46 - 01:48 | The Global Times has already reported on it to the outside world |
01:48 - 01:52 | Damn Hu Xijin! May he die bereft of any children to carry on his line! |
01:53 - 01:54 | I won't accept this!!! |
01:56 - 01:57 | Hostile foreign forces... |
01:57 - 02:00 | led by the Americans |
02:00 - 02:03 | The CIA with the support of the CDC |
02:04 - 02:08 | They are the culprits behind this sickness! |
02:08 - 02:13 | They are aided by anti-China fifth-columnists |
02:14 - 02:16 | Counter-revolutionary traitors to the Party |
02:17 - 02:21 | Trying to halt our inevitable national rejuvenation! |
02:27 - 02:29 | All on the eve of Spring Festival... |
02:30 - 02:34 | they strike at our most vulnerable moment |
02:34 - 02:36 | They've clearly studied Sunzi |
02:41 - 02:42 | ...Using our history |
02:43 - 02:47 | Our 5,000 years of continuous history and civilisation |
02:48 - 02:53 | against us like this! |
02:54 - 02:56 | Unacceptable |
02:56 - 02:59 | Do any of you fools recall |
03:00 - 03:02 | what happened in Wuhan a century ago?! |
03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, Daddy will keep us safe |
03:14 - 03:16 | Where did the Xinhai Revolution strike its winning blow? |
03:19 - 03:23 | The one that ended the Qing Dynasty? |
03:25 - 03:26 | Anybody? |
03:31 - 03:33 | Wuhan, during the Wuchang Uprising |
03:40 - 03:46 | We cannot allow Wuhan to topple another dynasty, least of all because we bungle another SARS |
03:46 - 03:49 | No, we must get to work obfuscating the fallout. |
03:53 - 03:56 | Call for some hot water. |