| 00:00 - 00:05 | So Chime knocks on my door |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Tells me to come outside. |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | He says he's in a rush and has something to tell me. |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | Meanwhile I'm not even dressed. |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | All I have on my are my chanklas and underwear. |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | He tells me, "Whoa, is that morning wood?" |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Morning wood? It's 3:45pm! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | 3:45pm! Sun still up! Hot as fuck outside. |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | This faggot just kept eyeballing my dick and you can tell he was imagining me fucking him from behind. |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | I'm all this is the gotta be the gayest mother fucker ever. |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | He shows me a picture, saying its a picture of his dick. |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | I swear!! |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | Had he not said that... |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | I woulda guess it was a baby carrot |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | A fucken baby carrot |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Once I realized he was honest |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | I tried my hardest not to laugh |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | I mean, I didn't want to hurt his feelings. |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | I could only imagine the courage this fucken fruitcake had to me show me that shit. |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | Even though it was small, a dick's a dick. |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | I thought to myself, if he wants me this bad, why not? |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | So I spit a little game at him. |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | I kiss him on his neck, he kisses me. |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | He then says for me to go easy on him, it's his first time. |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | He's a got damn liar! |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | His asshole was gaped like no other. |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | I told him to get his faggot ass outta here |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | I only fuck tight bitches |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | He called me that night, trying to apologize. |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | I told him don't apologize to me. I mean sure, I woulda loved to be the one to spread him like butter. |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | But a ho's a ho |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Damn, what a fag. |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | Even still, I've seen some big time fags. |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | RG3 is definitely gay. He talks a big game but you can tell he likes big dick. |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | And what about Robert Reyes? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Robert Reyes? Oh yeah, definitely gay. He's done everything from sucking dick to eating ass. |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | He's got a real serious look about him but once penetrated, he opens up. To |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Ay, he can even suck dick without gagging. |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Now you're over thinking if he can suck you off, huh? |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Wouldn't surprise me if he would. They all would. |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Those 3, hands down. Biggest fags I've ever fucked in my whole life. |
