| 00:00 - 00:05 | so, professor came up with idea to play a game, game's called "Doha Round" |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | we said "no problem" |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | but first you need clarify rules of conduct |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | meaning, what should we do, how can we prepare or in general read something about game |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | guess what professor says when we asked this questions |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | I had a dinner with US General... |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | You had dinner with US General |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | we were like "what it has to do with the game?" |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | really...like really |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | He had a dinner with US General and..... |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | he supposed tell us how to the play and whatnot |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | we were like, "how about General comes here and runs the game, he seems so enlightened |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | when we said, he changed topic |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | he goes, I've studied Chicago and there |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | we said "come on", what now? |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | who you met there... President himself |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | first he met US General |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | and now President |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | i said next person left is only GOD |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | i guarantee in upcoming classes he will say that as well |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | can you imagine |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | while playing the game |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | he will be like... |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | Guys...usually that's how he starts his statements |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | says "i had a dinner with god |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | and he instructed me on how to run this game |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | he might say that |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | i think he will say that |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | we are talking about simple game |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | he turned it, into spiritual game |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | are you kidding me |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | general, president, and now god |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | i wanted to say to him so badly |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | what are we studying here, are you sure that you are economy professor? |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | or is this spiritual economy class some sort |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | and what did he say |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | he said something in gibberish |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | i said 'wait is he preaching' |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | then i said "i hope he is not cursing at us" |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | man, i've never seen such person |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | how was the game concluded |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | we will see that next week |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | but i can guarantee it's gonna be disaster |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | this year in whole is a comedy, what not happened |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | wanna hear about another professor? |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | it seems they compete in stupidity |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | no jokes aside, i think you all must sign up to that class |
