| 00:00 - 00:03 | Everything is going according to plan, Nawar |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We have vision over pixel bush |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and got the first drake |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | If you manage to not feed your ass off in the first 10 minutes of the game, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | we might actually be able to win a game for once. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Ah yes yes, very nice |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | What is this vision thing you are talking about? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Nawar |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | You ape ... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | You ape, you are 0/3/0 5 minutes in |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You were solo killed by a Yummi top |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone here who is my teammate, stay here. Rest of you, go kill yourselves. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Oh my fucking God |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | What the fuck is that champion? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Their jungler is camping top non-stop, while my jungler is busy jerking off to the Krugs. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Fuck this shit game |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Go kill yourself Riot |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Why don't we just ff, man? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I'm done with this shit. I'm going to afk in the fountain |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | What a waste of my fucking time. Just vote yes |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | You ape, you were going to afk anyways |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You wanna die dude? The game is already over |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But you ape, we can still carry you |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Do I look like I give a fuck? Just open mid. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | "A summoner has disconnected" |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | There's always that one person, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | who mains Kassadin and always votes no |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | because he thinks as soon as you get 16, you win the game |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Every time I try to engage on Yummi, his jungler comes |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and he W to him and becomes untargetable, while his jungler one-shots me |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | What the fuck am I supposed to do? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I suggest all of you to go kill yourselves, like the rest of the people outside |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And then there's my poor rank |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I'm stuck in iron because of getting degenerates like you on my team |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Making me look like a hardstuck |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fuck this shit game |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | With all of its stupid broken champions that Riot shits out from time to time |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Why don't I ever get the broken champions on my team? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | All these broken champions, |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | getting a skin every time I fart, but when it comes to Draven |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The best they can do is to give him high heels |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | "Don't worry, Eisha. Lucas still loves you" |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'm gonna get off now |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Maybe abusing Nacho could help me a bit |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Unlike ... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | ... my useless team |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Eric, you think you are funny? Pressing R with your penis and getting a double kill? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | You dirty Karthus abuser |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | *Discord disconnect noise* |
