| 00:00 - 00:05 | So I woke up this one morning and found Kirby shitting in the sink |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | A BIG FUCKING SHIT |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | I asked him what the hell he was doing |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | And he said Kleiner dismantled the toilet for parts |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Then Yang came downstairs and was like- |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | "Where's the toilet?" |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | "I need to shit really bad" |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | The shit is practically sticking half-way out |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | She was freaking the fuck out |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | "Meta Knight where the hell is the toilet!?" |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | "I need to shit NOW!" |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | "I will shit in the sink if I have to!" |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | I said- lol |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | "Good luck finding a clean place to sit" |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | Kirby was about to burst out laughing |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | And Yang was border-line sink-shitting! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | My God! |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | Kleiner's a bitch! |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | The whole thing's his fault! |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | Yang standing here with enough shit in her ass to blast us to the moon! |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | Kirby still here- |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | Asking where the toilet paper was! |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | Kleiner took that shit too |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | So they had to use my favorite hand towel to wipe their asses |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | And it smelled like SHIT! |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | Seriously though, fuck Kleiner |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | He's such a cunt! |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | Because of him- |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | We had a pretty shitty morning, huh!? |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | lol |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Yang was pissed- |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | And she- |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | She went upstairs |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | And said "Kleiner get THE FUCK DOWN HERE!" |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | He came down confused as hell and asked why it smelled like shit in the kitchen! |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | He didn't know? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | No! He was oblivious as hell! |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | And then Yang went up to him and- |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | She slapped the shit out of him |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | She told him to get the fa breeze |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Did he use it? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | She made him spray every square inch of the damn house |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | lol |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | I had shit smell in my nose for a couple of days |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | He never replaced the toile- |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | And we just so happened to have chili that evening |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | AND IT HAPPENED AGAIN THE NEXT MORNING! |
