| 00:00 - 00:03 | We just received tomorrow's itinerary |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | we start in the Western Galilee |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | in Haifa and then Akko |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | the hike will be long and arduous so we will need to be on the bus at 8am |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | if we are to make it to the trail before the rain |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I don't care about the time |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I just don't want to make any stops on the way |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Debbie |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | the students |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | the students want to make a bathroom stop |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Their bladders are small and they are drinking a lot |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you told the students they can go to the bathroom, leave the room now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Are you @#*&% kidding me?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Another goddamn bathroom stop? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We already gave them three stops last time and they still insist on another! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I don't understand these Americans and their bladders |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Can't they just hold it? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | This whole semester has been one big balagan |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Talya was in the hospital, Tsofia couldn't wake up - ever |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and Daniel Yehuda was like another student! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But he was a tour guide AND musician |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | and look where that got us! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But Debbie you hired him... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Says the staff that gave them 3 bathroom stops yesterday |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Time wasted! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | More time wasted than |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | listening to that tour guide from Ir Amim |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | who talked nonsense for 3 hours! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Not even all the Rugelach from Marzipan can remedy this situation |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Even worse, Zev came up to me today and asked me not one but two fucking questions |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They are each soooo long |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and each question has 3 sub-questions that are equally as long as the original |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I love them but I think |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I need to reintroduce them to Rafi |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and they just need to shut their faces |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I don't get it |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Why do these Americans complain so much, I just don't understand it |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Is it because Moshe doesn't come to Jerusalem as often? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Maybe if I bring him and Shay-El... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Maybe the students just need more attention from Rafi |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and then everyone will leave me alone! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Tamar, it's not your fault |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We need to make an announcement |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Tell them we can make one pee stop |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | and only one |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | for 5 minutes |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Put a message in the WhatsApp group and tell them |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | if they are not on the bus in 5 minutes |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | we will leave them behind |
