00:00 - 00:03Sir, we have big news!
00:04 - 00:05We want to be Mounted Shooters
00:05 - 00:07There is a competition coming up!
00:08 - 00:12We want to KILL balloons,And wear cowboy stuff! and make tons of money!
00:12 - 00:15We will ride our horses and look cool!
00:17 - 00:19Mounted Shooting Those pussies
00:19 - 00:21I will have no Mounted Shooters in my command
00:24 - 00:26But sir, we want big payouts!
00:27 - 00:28We deserve big $$$$!
00:31 - 00:33I won't play if I can't win big!
00:34 - 00:36We will post our complaints on Facebook!
00:53 - 00:58I won't have a bunch of pussies whining, sniveling and complaining in my command!
01:13 - 01:15Do you think I care what you want?
01:15 - 01:17I don't give a rats' ass what you want!
01:18 - 01:23Everybody wants more, MORE, More!!!
01:25 - 01:28Such big men, these balloon killers!!!
01:29 - 01:31You ladies with your skirts
01:31 - 01:34and Yoga pants! Do you call that "Western"?
01:34 - 01:37And the ground!!! the ground is NEVER good enough!
01:37 - 01:40GROUND is DIRT I tell you. I will bury you in the DIRT!!
01:40 - 01:42Sir, there is no reason to shout at us!
01:42 - 01:46Shout at you? I'm the Range Master here!
01:46 - 01:48But I'm a 1 and I don't want to shoot first.
01:48 - 01:52Oh, and I bet your don't want to pay a grounds fee either.
01:53 - 01:54You, with your $50,000 trailer
01:56 - 01:57Your $80,000 truck
01:57 - 02:00Your horse you paid $20,000 for,
02:00 - 02:03But you don't want to pay $7.00 to practice
02:04 - 02:08 in a designated shooting arena!
02:08 - 02:13Build your own damn arena! See how much that costs!
02:14 - 02:16Just STOP Whining!!! It's a sport, not an occupation!!
02:17 - 02:21Jump up my ass and wave out my ears!
02:27 - 02:29And since when is 50 a SENIOR?
02:30 - 02:34I'm 50 and I aint no DAMN SENIOR
02:34 - 02:36I can still kick your pussy ass!
02:41 - 02:42 There are too many classes?
02:43 - 02:47Get rid of the seniors! Some of them are 70 years old!
02:48 - 02:53You can take their money! That should make you feel good!
02:54 - 02:56Trevor wants more money!
02:56 - 02:59Next you will want to drag every 5 runs like the barrel racers.
03:00 - 03:02Whine, Whine, what are you? Team Ropers?
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry, we can go back to Western Pleasure class
03:14 - 03:16Those the Canadians will take our money.
03:19 - 03:23And someone will sandbag in the main match
03:25 - 03:26but then come back and
03:31 - 03:33win the Eliminator and the Double Down.
03:40 - 03:46Most of you just want Lily to take your picture.
03:46 - 03:49And why in the hold hell doesn't
03:53 - 03:56Frank want to wear chinks!