| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, we have big news! |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We want to be Mounted Shooters |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | There is a competition coming up! |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We want to KILL balloons,And wear cowboy stuff! and make tons of money! |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We will ride our horses and look cool! |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Mounted Shooting Those pussies |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I will have no Mounted Shooters in my command |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | But sir, we want big payouts! |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We deserve big $$$$! |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | I won't play if I can't win big! |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We will post our complaints on Facebook! |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I won't have a bunch of pussies whining, sniveling and complaining in my command! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Do you think I care what you want? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I don't give a rats' ass what you want! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Everybody wants more, MORE, More!!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Such big men, these balloon killers!!! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | You ladies with your skirts |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | and Yoga pants! Do you call that "Western"? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And the ground!!! the ground is NEVER good enough! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | GROUND is DIRT I tell you. I will bury you in the DIRT!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, there is no reason to shout at us! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Shout at you? I'm the Range Master here! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But I'm a 1 and I don't want to shoot first. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Oh, and I bet your don't want to pay a grounds fee either. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You, with your $50,000 trailer |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Your $80,000 truck |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Your horse you paid $20,000 for, |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | But you don't want to pay $7.00 to practice |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | in a designated shooting arena! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Build your own damn arena! See how much that costs! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Just STOP Whining!!! It's a sport, not an occupation!! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Jump up my ass and wave out my ears! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And since when is 50 a SENIOR? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I'm 50 and I aint no DAMN SENIOR |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I can still kick your pussy ass! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | There are too many classes? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Get rid of the seniors! Some of them are 70 years old! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | You can take their money! That should make you feel good! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Trevor wants more money! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Next you will want to drag every 5 runs like the barrel racers. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Whine, Whine, what are you? Team Ropers? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, we can go back to Western Pleasure class |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Those the Canadians will take our money. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And someone will sandbag in the main match |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | but then come back and |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | win the Eliminator and the Double Down. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Most of you just want Lily to take your picture. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And why in the hold hell doesn't |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Frank want to wear chinks! |
