| 00:00 - 00:05 | I call up the lab and ask about the validations |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Can we hurry this shit up? |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | They explain to me that it will be done in two weeks! |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | Two weeks I say loudly! |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | You said that shit two weeks ago! |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Are we stuck in a time loop? |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Dr. Strange use the time gem? |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | Is the Terminator going to show up? |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | They seem offended, don't like my tone! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | I say to them hey, we will be bankrupt in two weeks! |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | You are going to give Pramod a heart attack! |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | Poor Maddy is crying himself to sleep every night! |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | And Chad thinks..... |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | The business plan is to lose money... |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | For the next decade! |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | You say a penny gasket is the problem? |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | "I could have started a farm!" |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | "And now you clowns want to get high |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | "In Michgan on my money?" |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | The best part is - they have been saying two weeks for TWO FLIPPING MONTHS! Its True! |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | Can you imagine this...... |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | Vanaja gets pushed to finish her work in two days!!! |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | Finally I take a stand and say to them... |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | We have to finally get this done or nobody will have a job |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | In two weeks they say "good news! |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | It will be ready in two weeks! |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | You can imagine the look |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | on my face when I hear that |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | What am I supposed to tell everyone? |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | "they say, tell them two weeks!" |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | At this point |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | I could have rebuilt Rome! |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | They tell me the machine is down again |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | Nobody knows how to fix it, the vendor is lost! |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | Maybe they can get out there in two weeks! |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Two weeks.... |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Yes, TWO WEEKS! |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | You can't make this shit up I promise you |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | I believe I truly am in a time loop |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | Now you know why I hate the term "Two weeks" |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | So is the validation done now? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | At this point I just pray and wait. I really don't know. I took out a loan and gave up. |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | I laugh- but as you see I also cry tears of frustration |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | The best part is Dr. J called me last week |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | And I told him it would be done in two weeks! |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | If anyone tells you to get in the lab business... |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Just hang up the phone and block their number! |
