00:00 - 00:02 | Best part of NCC is free Masala Dosa |
00:02 - 00:04 | At Hotel Anurag |
00:05 - 00:06 | I want to join NCC |
00:07 - 00:08 | Sure? |
00:08 - 00:11 | No Scouts or Green Brigade? |
00:12 - 00:13 | NCC ... makes you a man |
00:13 - 00:16 | The master is a tough dude with a silly demeanour |
00:16 - 00:18 | Are you sure you can handle it? |
00:18 - 00:21 | Most commands are in Hindi |
00:21 - 00:25 | My mother tongue is Kannada |
00:25 - 00:27 | So I will learn a new language |
00:28 - 00:29 | And do guard of honour at events |
00:30 - 00:33 | for random chief guests who we never see again |
00:34 - 00:37 | who are there only for the veg puff |
00:37 - 00:38 | Have you been to camp? |
00:39 - 00:41 | In camp you have to shit in the woods |
00:41 - 00:44 | Are you sure? Toilet paper? |
00:44 - 00:46 | Nope. Dry leaves |