| 00:00 - 00:05 | So Daniel Macintosh said there will be puddles everywhere |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Paul said there will be none...? |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | Who the fuck do i Believe? |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | These fuckers just want to go out and rip the scooter... |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Im here scratching my ass trying to find a long bolt |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Its True |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Its True |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | Then Paul said just add sealant |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Its True |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | This Motherfucker thinks sealant will solve everything |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | And you've got dan saying thats why i bought the M365 Pro |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | Because now your fucked and cant go through puddles |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Little do they know |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | Amazon will be arriving today |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | With a new gasket |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | And Bolts |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Its True |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | But I dont know what fucking time |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | My cunt of a driver Tim will be here |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | Useless cunts say arriving by 9PM |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | So now I have to listen to Paul |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | And find some sealant |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | But in all seriousness |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | Sealant should do the job just fine |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | But it will look like shit |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | Which is fine because I look like shit |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Why u laughing? |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | cheeky cunts with your working scooters |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | When were scooting along and people look at us... |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | "Bellends" |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Get a life |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | Faggots |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | We think we look cool |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | zooming 25mph down a hill praying we dont slip |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | and some cunt thinks dan sped up his video on youtube |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | So he got grilled |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | He did the little rat |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | thought he was smart |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Then theres Paul... |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | Buys the Pro Motor and upgrades the tires to 10 inch |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | To go faster? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | He thinks he will be but I've added a Turbo to my scooter |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | Which will make mine alot fucking faster than his |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | little do they know |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | i cant fucking ride through puddles |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | So what the fuck do I do? |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Bin the cunt and buy a M365 Pro |
