00:00 - 00:03 | It appears our FanDuel Lineup is not in good shape |
00:04 - 00:05 | We did not start LeSean McCoy |
00:05 - 00:07 | We paid up at quarterback for Newton |
00:08 - 00:12 | We also spent up at TE for Olsen |
00:12 - 00:15 | so we could stack them vs the Saints |
00:17 - 00:19 | It can't be that bad |
00:19 - 00:21 | How many points does he have? |
00:24 - 00:26 | It is only halftime... |
00:27 - 00:28 | but... |
00:31 - 00:33 | The points are piling up quickly, sir |
00:34 - 00:36 | He has 102 yards and two touchdowns |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who played LeSean McCoy leave the room |
01:13 - 01:15 | THATS WHY WE ALWAYS PLAY MCCOY |
01:15 - 01:17 | HE GETS 25 TOUCHES PER GAME |
01:18 - 01:23 | EVEN THAT MOTHERFUCKER MIKE BOHN PLAYED HIM |
01:29 - 01:31 | don't worry, he is like this every Sunday |
01:31 - 01:34 | HE AVERAGES 5.5 YARDS A CARRY |
01:34 - 01:37 | AND WATKINS IS HURT AGAIN |
01:37 - 01:40 | THE BILLS HAVE NO ONE ELSE WORTH A SHIT |
01:40 - 01:42 | Sir Carlos Hyde gets the same amount of touches at a discount |
01:42 - 01:46 | CARLOS HYDE?!? HE COULDN'T SNIFF MCCOY'S JOCK |
01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, All I can do is look at the data |
01:48 - 01:52 | YOU GIVE WORSE FANTASY ADVICE THAN BRIAN MCGEE! |
01:53 - 01:54 | YOUR BACKUP PLAN WAS RYAN MATHEWS! |
01:56 - 01:57 | WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? |
01:57 - 02:00 | Now I have to listen Aubin brag all week |
02:00 - 02:03 | its bad enough when he wins money at draft kings golf |
02:04 - 02:08 | He will go on and on about his "process" |
02:08 - 02:13 | And the endless texts back in forth for those in contention |
02:14 - 02:16 | When will it be my turn to text some shit talk? |
02:17 - 02:21 | That fucker Bedewi is so good at talking shit on text |
02:27 - 02:29 | How much money is left in the fanduel account |
02:30 - 02:34 | There is still the Mon - Thurs slate |
02:34 - 02:36 | we can win a three man tourney |
02:41 - 02:42 | Bet the rest of the money |
02:43 - 02:47 | If we lose we are moving to draft kings |
02:48 - 02:53 | At least they have late swap |
02:54 - 02:56 | and no goddam kickers |
02:56 - 02:59 | I am so fucking sick of Bedewi taking Vinatieri |
03:00 - 03:02 | and hitting the money in the back door |
03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, we will finally pay up for a decent kicker next week |
03:14 - 03:16 | And Saliter, going with his gut again |
03:19 - 03:23 | Is this just all luck? Maybe I am just unlucky |
03:25 - 03:26 | Bedewi...he is Egyptian |
03:31 - 03:33 | they are a lucky people |
03:40 - 03:46 | I'll invite them to happy hour tomorrow |
03:46 - 03:49 | maybe they have some good lineup advice for next week |
03:53 - 03:56 | Alex Smith could be a good sleeper |