| 00:00 - 00:03 | For the second round we are keeping everyone besides uhlans at the far right farm house |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | the uhlans will hold the left |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and the rest of our forces will hold the farmhouse |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | I predict they will push us for this second round |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and lose 3/4 of their forces like they did last round |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | make sure my uhlans do not falter |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | they must beat the scots greys |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Kaiser |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Douglicus... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Douglicus' regiment has been beaten by the scots greys and 42nd |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | our left flank has collapsed |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | With the exception of the archdukes and doug leave my office |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | YOU IDIOTS! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | HOW COULD YOU LET THEM WHIP US THIS HARD!? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | THEY ARE A SMALL FUCKING BRITAIN |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | THIS IS ABSOLUTEL BOLLOCKS |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | NOT ONLY DID WE PULL OUT AND AUTO LOST |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | BUT WE WERE OUTNUMBERED |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | AND FOR FUCKS SAKE DOUG |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | CAN YOU PLEASE GET USED TO GC TECH |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | MEIN KAISER I TRIED BUT THEY- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | THEY ARE SCOTTISH! BLOODY SCOTTISH! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | MEIN KAISER THEY OVERRAN ME HEAVILY |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | YOU ARE A USELESS FUCK |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | WORST CAV CO IN THE ERA |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | YOU COULD'VE DONE ANYTHING ELSE |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | BUT CHARGE 17 FUCKING BAGPIPE MEN |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | WITH BAYONETS AND SWORDS DRAWN |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | NOW MY EMPIRE IS AT RISK OF DYING |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | WHAT I HAVE SPENT COUNTLESS HOURS ON IS NEARLY PUT TO WASTE |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | IF ONLY YOU DID NOT CHARGE THEM DOUG |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | AND WE WOULD HAVE BEEN ABLE TO PISS ON BA ABOUT IT |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Why are you even an officer |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I could have sworn I was smarter than this |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | This mistake cannot be made again |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | General KevAurelius |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Why have you let him alter our chances of winning |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | this battle will be deemed shameful by the austrian people |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I feel like you all dont even care |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | You all dont give a FUCK about what I have to say |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | You all stand there and stare at me like monkeys |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, I heard there's a chance GA declares war on BA |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We have fallen |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | this is |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | the end |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The united kingdom is not even enticed with our diplomacy |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We have insulted them |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Every decision we've made up to this point was rubbish |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | That is all I have to say, get out |
