| 00:00 - 00:05 | Tom had eaten a watermelon, as he usually does. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | In fact he does it repeatedly. All the time. |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | Things got messy and he decided to have a bubble bath |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | Edd wanted to be apart of the whole experience, naturally |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | In fact he was covered in feces |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | His own shit |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | His own shit! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | And hes standing their screaming at Tom for eating his watermelon |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | with the shit |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | Edds watermelon wasnt for eating, it was for sucking and fucking |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | its name was Samantha |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | and Edd was just pissed that tom took her away from him |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Threw her in the tub |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | because she had spilled her seed on him |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | Tom had a new job |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | To be Edds new Samantha and slave |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | shit like that |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | Fixing his pillow |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | Finding his applejuice. |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | He couldnt even find the applejuice! There was so many sippy cups! |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | Tom was afraid |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | Edd was going to make him his bitch again |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | But Tom, he was going to make things right. |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | He just figured he'd pour him a new cup. |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | He opens the fridge- |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | and of course theres Samantha. |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | The fucking watermelon. |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | and Tom's just looking at it like its- |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | the greatest meal of his life. Like it was the last watermelon on earth. |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Shit... |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Edds all pissed off |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | Tom had grabbed the wrong juice, |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | it was sparkling grape juice |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | it wasnt the applejuice Tom was supposed to get |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | Edd was pissed off, he gets up. TACKLES Tom and starts making out with his ear. |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | With the ear wax? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | With the ear wax, yeah. |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | Tom was just screaming in agony |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | just begging for his life. Ah!! Ahhh! Ahh ahh |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | Dennis was there to interrupt the mess with a pillow fight. |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Was he high on something? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Oh yeah his pupils were the size of his face. I dont think he'd been that high in a year. |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | Anyway, he just started punching Tom with his dick hanging out. |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Edd was just devestated that he couldnt continue. |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Brecht just had to get involved. |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Dennis beat the living shit out of him. |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | And all Brecht could think about was the horrible porn he watched. |
