| 00:00 - 00:03 | Captain Pollack, here are the final travel arrangements. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We will take Uber from the |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Raleigh Airport. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The flight will get there in plenty of time |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | to get in a little early practice at Mid-Pines. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So which day will we |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | be playing Pinehurst #2? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Captain Pollack, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Dietz .... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Dietz didn't book Pinehurst #2 |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He booked Pine Needles instead. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Clear the room except for Zurawski, Boersema, Chinn, and Belville. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That's why I use GOLFPASS! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | They don't fuck up on GOLFPASS! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I told Dietz I wanted to play Pinehurst #2! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Where the fuck is Mid Pines? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I got 40 guys wanting to play Pinehurst |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | #2, not some Pine Needles bullshit! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | But some idiot tries to get a good deal and save some cash. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And makes me look like a bumbling fool. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Captain Pollack, Pinehurst is usually booked solid in August. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | We're booking 7 months in advance you moron! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Captain Pollack, those Southern guys are cheap-asses. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I blame part of this on fucking Burney. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Burney hates me. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | His ass is still sore from the beating I gave |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | him at Streamsong Black ... 7 & 6. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I was rolling the DFP that day! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Since then I've lost every match I've played in the Clubhouse. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Orange County National, Reunion ... |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I even lost to that fucking Birdman. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | So I want to get my revenge on a great course, Pinehurst. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I've stacked my team with ringers |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | that nobody has ever heard of. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We will stomp those Southern assholes. |
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