| 00:00 - 00:03 | The carpet is being laid |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Tmrw |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | At your office |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | In Swindon |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | It will look fantastic |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What about |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | The decorating |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Main Furher |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We phoned |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We phoned Paul last week |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | But he was already booked |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All snowflakes leave the room now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I told you months ago |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | To book Paul |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I dont want anyone else |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Now you tell me hes booked |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And what have we left |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Fuckin cowboys |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Who use shit paint |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And cant cut in to save their lives |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | How the fuck can you put carpet down |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | When it's not painted yet |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, we can get someone else |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Are you fuckin mad |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Are you not listening |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I want Paul |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | He makes me laugh |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | But, you want some cowboy |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Who will charge a fortune |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And leave my office like a shithole |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Jesus, Mary and Joseph |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I thought I made it clear |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | But you dont listen |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I want Paul |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | To paint my office |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | In the red of Manchester |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | But no, hes busy |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Did you tell him theres cake |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Did you tell him tgeres coffee |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Of course you didnt |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Of course not |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dont worry, Paul will come |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | WTF am I going to do now |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We will have to cancel the carpet |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Book Paul ASAP |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Tell him there's doughnuts |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We all know he likes doughnuts |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Make sure they're custard |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Ffs |
