| 00:00 - 00:03 | So far we have Manchester office working on the AIGs |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Taunton office are up to speed |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Nothern offices are mostly ok |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | London has taken the Direct Line overspill |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Still no word on the QBE renewal but we're confident |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I put Leeds office on that one |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They'll have QBE up to date for when they're ready |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | FRU have err |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | fallen behind a bit |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Gone over the SLA's |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Sorry |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone from southern opetations, leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What are those wankers playing at? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Taking forever again over simple bloody inceptions |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | All it is inputting stuff onto a bloody screen |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I could do 20 inceptions on my lunch hour if I wanted |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Relax, they still won't sack Liam |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I ought to shut the fucking department down |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Lay off the whole lot of them |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Or morph them in with settlement |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir they just lost Maaria |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | That was months ago! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | And Dottie's been on holiday |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Shove her holiday up her arsehole |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | None of them work hard enough |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Too long talking about Love Island |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Or playing those fucking dice games |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Don't get me started on that shot glass joke |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Or Maria planning yet another fucking holiday |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And do those apprentices do anything but go on study leave? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | We ought to just get the handlers to incept the files |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And get rid of all those wretched inceptors once and for all |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | God I hate that Leeds office |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Waste of space |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I want all on overtime, Archie too |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I don't give a fuck what time |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | his train is. Or Alex's |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Sack Thorp. Give someone else the job |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I want that team completely overhauling |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But until, work them to the bone |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Twenty four hours every day! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I've added Liam on Facebook for you |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Beg QBE for more time. Whatever it takes |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We'll offer them a sacrifice if needs be. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Chris Edmund maybe |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | definitely |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Yes tell them we'll sack Edmund. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | If needs be, Gosia as well |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | There's no other alternative |
