| 00:00 - 00:03 | Haff is the better memer |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | He received praise from |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Infi, Kyle, and Catsu |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | All of this leads us to the conclusion |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | that Haff is the superior memer |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What about his age? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | 38 is too old to meme |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Musette... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Haff... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Haff's meme was rated better than yours... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | rated significantly better than yours |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I'm going to need a moment to process this |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT DO YOU MEAN? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | HOW IS HAFF THE BETTER MEMER? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | HOW DOES A 38 YEAR-OLD DAD BEAT ME? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | HE PROBABLY PRONOUNCES IT ME-ME! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | HE'S BEHIND THE TIMES! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | HE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT VINE WAS! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I HAD TO TELL HIM WHAT VINE WAS! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | HOW DOES HE MAKE BETTER MEMES? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Musette, memes are older than Vine... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | VINE WAS AN EVOLUTION OF MEME CULTURE! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Musette, funny is funny in any medium... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | DON'T REPEAT HIS TALKING POINTS! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | YOU CAN CHOKE! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | NOBODY UNDERSTANDS PEAK COMEDY! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | MY MEME WAS PEAK COMEDY! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | HIS MEME WAS NOTHING BUT A BOOMER MEME! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | SOMETHING YOU WOULD SEE ON FACEBOOK! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | MY GRANDPA COULD MAKE THAT TRASH MEME! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | IT LACKS DEDICATION AND DIGNITY! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | NOTHING LIKE YOU'D FIND ON VINE IN THE GLORY DAYS! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Surely, this cannot be true... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | how could I, a vibrant woman in her twenties |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | be out-memed by the elderly? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Maybe it wasn't my best... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | BUT IT WAS BETTER THAN HAFF, BETTER THAN THAT BOOMER MEME! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | WITHOUT A DOUBT, MY MEME WAS FAR FUNNIER! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | He didn't even know what Vine was... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | He's never seen Squidward dab... |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Or asked someone, what are those? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | She's just mad that Logobou is still a meme |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | How can this be? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Betrayed by my friends, my wife? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | How could they? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | They're all fake... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I hope those fake bitches choke., all of them.. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and not in a sexy way |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fuck y'all |
