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Boston Calling 2020 Music Festival
The meeting of the heads of the Boston Calling music festival.

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00:00 - 00:03The people are demanding the lineup
00:04 - 00:05they're posting all over
00:05 - 00:07Twitter, Instagram, Reddit
00:08 - 00:12They're getting very impatient
00:12 - 00:15Maybe if we drop another tease on them right here
00:17 - 00:19Another tease to hold them
00:19 - 00:21Just calm their tits
00:24 - 00:26They don't believe we have Rage
00:27 - 00:28Want Malone
00:31 - 00:33Ask about MCR
00:34 - 00:36Do we have these names sir?
00:53 - 00:58They want Post Malone and My Chemical Romance?
01:13 - 01:15WE GAVE THEM FOO FIGHTERS
01:15 - 01:17THE RETURN OF JOHN FRUSCIANTE
01:18 - 01:23AND THEY AREN'T HAPPY?!
01:25 - 01:28They don't deserve a lineup
01:29 - 01:31maybe I'll make them wait longer
01:31 - 01:34BECAUSE THEYRE UNGRATEFUL
01:34 - 01:37DELAY IT LONGER FUCK EM
01:37 - 01:40I'LL MAKE THEM SUFFER
01:40 - 01:42Sir they're immature but they need answers
01:42 - 01:46Just tell them it's coming soon again! I DONT CARE
01:46 - 01:48Can we at least tell them we have Rage
01:48 - 01:52Let it leak and never confirm
01:53 - 01:54That way it drives them mad
01:56 - 01:57Then let them think otherwise
01:57 - 02:00Constantly wondering do we have Rage or not
02:00 - 02:03MAKE THEM SUFFER MORE
02:04 - 02:08Make them wait a whole month longer
02:08 - 02:13These impatient assholes deserve nothing
02:14 - 02:16WE MAKE THE RULES HERE
02:17 - 02:21WE CONTROL THEIR EXCITEMENT
02:27 - 02:29Then when we do release the lineup
02:30 - 02:34They'll realize to never question us again
02:34 - 02:36BECAUSE THIS YEAR IS THE BEST
02:41 - 02:42WE WILL DOMINATE THE EAST
02:43 - 02:47GOVERNORS BALL WILL LOOK LIKE A JOKE
02:48 - 02:53Firefly will never know how to top us
02:54 - 02:56Because gentlemen we have everything
02:56 - 02:59FOO FIGHTERS
03:00 - 03:02RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS
03:04 - 03:07and who knows, maybe we do have Rage
03:14 - 03:16I'll keep them guessing on that
03:19 - 03:23They'll be angry about something either way
03:25 - 03:26When are they ever not
03:31 - 03:33They always want more
03:40 - 03:46Well this year, I'm going to give them more and then some
03:46 - 03:49This will be our greatest year yet
03:53 - 03:56Boston Calling 2020 will be legendary