| 00:00 - 00:05 | So mke said, lets fucking go guys...you can sort your bloody stash later |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | by the time you fuckers learn how to shoot I'll be an old man |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | So we head to the Shoreline map, quick scav run |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | Get a bit of loot here, maybe some over at the resort, you know? |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | You couldn't make the rest of it up |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Fucking hanzee |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | hanzee |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | I swear to god the guy is retarded |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | hanzee |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | So firstly hes crawling around in the grass like a typical rat mumbling starting a bitcoin farm |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | Then he sees someone coming his way like a freight train |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | Is that you dan? he says |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | before dan could answer |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | the mong shoots him in the face |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | the game has barely started and |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | we're one man down already |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | hanzee |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | the bastard just starts pissing himself |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | "oh sorry mate, you should have said" |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | mke has already died a little inside, why did i agree to this shit he quips |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | Meanwhile beanz is also |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | re-evaluating his life choices and friends in gereral |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | Suddenly phantom pipes up, "right boys, we're a family" |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | "enough fucking around and lets get over to that building |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | before we all end up in bags" |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | If only it was that easy.... |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | ballbag |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | The bookie wasn't finished yet |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | Up like a whippet |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | hanzee |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | running |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | running |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | with no sense of direction |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | immediately starts firing at phantom |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | down like a tonne of shite he goes |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | with a cat statue? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | exactly, a cat statue and a horse |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | I swear matt nearly called it a day there and then |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | this game was worth buying alright |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | I mean at this point we're balls deep in debt so we have to keep playing |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Did he extract with the statue or? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | fucked if i know, my keyboard was in bits by this point |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | I nearly punched my bloody monitor |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | i was past caring |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Get Escape from Tarkov he says |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | It'll be fun he says |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Jesus wept I think i'll just wait for Cyberpunk in August |
