00:00 - 00:03 | The plans for next weeks M&M are all sorted Adrian. |
00:04 - 00:05 | 6 cases to be discussed as you asked. |
00:05 - 00:07 | in the Portakabin at 13:00 ready to crack on |
00:08 - 00:12 | I'll have the projector on and the computer fired up |
00:12 - 00:15 | And a cup of coffee in your favourite mug - soy milk just how you like it |
00:17 - 00:19 | Good. We can get through Septembers backlog |
00:19 - 00:21 | High quality discussion with time for questions |
00:24 - 00:26 | Adrian... |
00:27 - 00:28 | There's a problem |
00:31 - 00:33 | The autistic resus officer came to do defib training |
00:34 - 00:36 | and we had to cancel the M&M |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out....except for Rowland, Sebekova and the other senior registrars |
01:13 - 01:15 | You complete wankpuffins. SERIOUSLY |
01:15 - 01:17 | I asked you to organise one thing |
01:18 - 01:23 | For fuck sakes, who needs a defibrillator. They're all corpses anyway |
01:25 - 01:28 | For fucks sake. We all know ALS is a total waste of time |
01:29 - 01:31 | And someone tell Sam Clark to stop fucking crying |
01:31 - 01:34 | I asked you monkeys to do one thing this week |
01:34 - 01:37 | You only had to present 6 cases in 30 minutes |
01:37 - 01:40 | Now we still havent done that ECMO case that will take forever |
01:40 - 01:42 | We really did try to get her to stop talking about.. |
01:42 - 01:46 | Who gives a shit if it measures ETCO2 |
01:46 - 01:48 | Adrian, we can do double M&M next week.... |
01:48 - 01:52 | Total and utter fucking numpties |
01:53 - 01:54 | Double M&M? |
01:56 - 01:57 | One whole hour of watching Pete pulling faces |
01:57 - 02:00 | and hearing that the patient with a STEMI |
02:00 - 02:03 | wasnt a candidate for the cath lab |
02:04 - 02:08 | Or that the surgeons now manage patients with ischaemic bowel "conservatively" |
02:08 - 02:13 | Or that the medics think we should admit 98 year old nursing home residents with double incontinence |
02:14 - 02:16 | What more can I do |
02:17 - 02:21 | And, to cap it off, you let Dr Misbah give a talk after about penicillin allergy |
02:27 - 02:29 | Nobody cares what the difference between |
02:30 - 02:34 | anaphylactic and anaphylactoid reactions is anyway |
02:34 - 02:36 | I'm surrounded by idiots |
02:41 - 02:42 | Right that's it.... |
02:43 - 02:47 | If that's the way you monkeys want to play it |
02:48 - 02:53 | time for Chairman Wong |
02:54 - 02:56 | I'm going to run this thing like a factory in North Korean |
02:56 - 02:59 | Kim Jung Wong style. |
03:00 - 03:02 | I've tried carrot, now feel my stick |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok Eli. Things were even worse when Trish was here |
03:14 - 03:16 | And as for the Xmas party, it's cancelled |
03:19 - 03:23 | We'll spend the evening getting through the November cases |
03:25 - 03:26 | And the first two weeks of December |
03:31 - 03:33 | Rowland, make sure the Varsity Club has a projector |
03:40 - 03:46 | And if any fucker tries to tell me that the defib training was "really useful" |
03:46 - 03:49 | I'll attach the pads myself and charge to 150 |
03:53 - 03:56 | Fuck off out of my sight |