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Nagoya Pub Quiz
A description of the event taking place on Sunday at the elephants nest Fushimi

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00:00 - 00:03The pub quiz is here.
00:04 - 00:05Fushimi, in Nagoya.
00:05 - 00:07It's accessible by subway.
00:08 - 00:12Our team should have no problem in finding it.
00:12 - 00:15Winning it is another matter entirely.
00:17 - 00:19But now we have Steiner.
00:19 - 00:21Who could possibly stand against him?
00:24 - 00:26My captain...
00:27 - 00:28Steiner's...
00:31 - 00:33Steiner has joined another team.
00:34 - 00:36Steiner said he wanted to win .
00:53 - 00:58Everyone sod off, apart from Keitel, Jodl, Krebs and Burgdorf.
01:13 - 01:15You stupid motherfuckers!
01:15 - 01:17How can you have let our best team member leave!
01:18 - 01:23The rest of you are as thick as pig-shit!
01:25 - 01:28You're all fucking brain-dead!
01:29 - 01:31My hamster has a higher I.Q.!
01:31 - 01:34And he's been dead for two fucking years!
01:34 - 01:37We might as well give up now!
01:37 - 01:40We've got no chance without him!
01:40 - 01:42My captain, it's not our fault!
01:42 - 01:46Well whose fucking fault is it? My hamsters?
01:46 - 01:48My captain, we can still win.
01:48 - 01:52Bullshit! There's more chance of me winning the war!
01:53 - 01:54We're totally fucked!
01:56 - 01:57The last quiz...
01:57 - 02:00you couldn't even spell the team-name correctly!
02:00 - 02:03We lost 10 points because of that alone!
02:04 - 02:08And now you say we can win!
02:08 - 02:13Win? There's more fucking chance of one of you giving birth to an aircraft carrier!
02:14 - 02:16We're going to lose again!
02:17 - 02:21And why? Because of you morons! You fucking idiots!
02:27 - 02:29All I've ever wanted to do...
02:30 - 02:34is win. Win one Nagoya Pub Quiz...
02:34 - 02:36before I blow my brains out.
02:41 - 02:42But now...
02:43 - 02:47but now, you bastards would deny me even that small pleasure!
02:48 - 02:53I know you don't like me, you've never liked me.
02:54 - 02:56Ever since kindergarten.
02:56 - 02:59Even then you knew I was better than you. So much better.
03:00 - 03:02But you could never admit it, could you?
03:04 - 03:07Don't cry, he never lets women on his team.
03:14 - 03:16I'm never going to win it, am I?
03:19 - 03:23And it's all your fault, not mine. I'm surrounded by cretins.
03:25 - 03:26Just once.
03:31 - 03:33Just once. That's all I've ever wanted.
03:40 - 03:46I was really looking forward to the rugby, video game and fashion rounds.
03:46 - 03:49And the TV and music, well...
03:53 - 03:56You bastards.