| 00:00 - 00:03 | The pub quiz is here. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Fushimi, in Nagoya. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | It's accessible by subway. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Our team should have no problem in finding it. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Winning it is another matter entirely. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | But now we have Steiner. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Who could possibly stand against him? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My captain... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner's... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner has joined another team. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Steiner said he wanted to win . |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone sod off, apart from Keitel, Jodl, Krebs and Burgdorf. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You stupid motherfuckers! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How can you have let our best team member leave! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The rest of you are as thick as pig-shit! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | You're all fucking brain-dead! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | My hamster has a higher I.Q.! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And he's been dead for two fucking years! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We might as well give up now! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | We've got no chance without him! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My captain, it's not our fault! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Well whose fucking fault is it? My hamsters? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My captain, we can still win. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Bullshit! There's more chance of me winning the war! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We're totally fucked! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The last quiz... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | you couldn't even spell the team-name correctly! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | We lost 10 points because of that alone! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And now you say we can win! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Win? There's more fucking chance of one of you giving birth to an aircraft carrier! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | We're going to lose again! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And why? Because of you morons! You fucking idiots! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | All I've ever wanted to do... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | is win. Win one Nagoya Pub Quiz... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | before I blow my brains out. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But now... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | but now, you bastards would deny me even that small pleasure! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I know you don't like me, you've never liked me. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Ever since kindergarten. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Even then you knew I was better than you. So much better. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | But you could never admit it, could you? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry, he never lets women on his team. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'm never going to win it, am I? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And it's all your fault, not mine. I'm surrounded by cretins. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Just once. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Just once. That's all I've ever wanted. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I was really looking forward to the rugby, video game and fashion rounds. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And the TV and music, well... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | You bastards. |
