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Hitler Finds Out He's Out of ADT Funds
Hitler finds out that the Navy Reserve Law Program is out of money.

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00:00 - 00:03You have trips scheduled for NOSC Orlando,
00:04 - 00:05NOSC Green Bay,
00:05 - 00:07NOSC Fort Worth,
00:08 - 00:12and funeral honors in Gatlinburg, Tennessee,
00:12 - 00:15followed by a site visit to RLSO Japan.
00:17 - 00:19Find me an ODS graduation
00:19 - 00:21and write my talking points.
00:24 - 00:26Admiral,
00:27 - 00:28We're out of...
00:31 - 00:33We're out of NRLP ADT funds.
00:34 - 00:36We'll have to cancel that trip to Newport.
00:53 - 00:58Everyone but Chuck, Ann, and Heath can leave.
01:13 - 01:15I knew CNRFC was working against me!
01:15 - 01:17They always let Admiral Donovan do what she wanted!
01:18 - 01:23But when I show up, they take away Code 62
01:25 - 01:28and leave me only four officers and a Master Chief
01:29 - 01:31to plan my travel!
01:31 - 01:34The last travel binder you made was missing a RUAD!
01:34 - 01:37I told you again and again to get access to my DTS
01:37 - 01:40and make my reservations because I'm too busy!
01:40 - 01:42Admiral, DTS is a self-service application.
01:42 - 01:46Don't you know who I am? I'm a two-star Admiral!
01:46 - 01:48Actually, you're a one-star.
01:48 - 01:52And why haven't you fixed that yet?
01:53 - 01:54Well, check this out:
01:56 - 01:57I've just been invited
01:57 - 02:00to speak to the SeaBees at Port Hueneme!
02:00 - 02:03So you'd better find the funding!
02:04 - 02:08What do you do around here, anyway?
02:08 - 02:13The last time I asked you to revise an instruction,
02:14 - 02:16you gave me the marked-up version in Word,
02:17 - 02:21and even proposed allowing officers to change Pillars!
02:27 - 02:29Now, here's what we're going to do.
02:30 - 02:34You're going to request ADT orders for me
02:34 - 02:36to fill in as Acting JAG.
02:41 - 02:42And once there,
02:43 - 02:47I want meetings with CNR, CNO, and SECDEF!
02:48 - 02:53And you'd better plan my movements better this time,
02:54 - 02:56unlike last time,
02:56 - 02:59when I walked out of the building
03:00 - 03:02and fell down the fucking stairs!
03:04 - 03:07It's OK. Tricare covered it.
03:14 - 03:16Since the DC Pillar screwed us,
03:19 - 03:23I'll need to get the most cluck for the buck
03:25 - 03:26by speaking...
03:31 - 03:33for 50 minutes at my Change of Office.
03:40 - 03:46Now, I don't want anyone spending any money for this.
03:46 - 03:49Just make sure they show up in chokers with large medals.
03:53 - 03:56I don't want to put anyone out.