| 00:00 - 00:03 | I'm afraid it's very bad news, Sir |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We put in an offer |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | For a striker from Hertha Berlin |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | But the offer was rejected |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | He wants to stay here in the Bundesliga |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Why don't we just recall |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | The striker they call Orange Peel |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We recalled |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We recalled the Ginger Pele last week |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | But he's stopped scoring again |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All who have lost faith in Gary Bowyer, leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | We could have recruited Michael Doughty |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | As a spy when he was at Harrow School |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We could have signed Isgrove on a free |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Now Spandau Ballet write songs for him |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And what have we got? Nothing! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Not a bloody sausage! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Apart from Bowyer. Bowyer is a sausage |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | What does our Paul Caddis think of this? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Caddis no longer plays for us |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | So who does Caddis play for? And don't say Swindon Town |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, he plays for Swindon Town |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Eoin Doyle goes to Swindon |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And comes back as Ginger Pele |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Scoring 24 goals. 24! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | In half a bloody season |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Now he's back and they all play like an Oompah band |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Full of too much sausage |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | We're supposed to be stronger |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Swindon are supposed to be weaker |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | They whack Crewe 3-1. Weaker, my arse! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I thought I was the Big Fucking German |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | But you tell me there's a Bigger Fucking German |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Playing in goal |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | For Swindon bloody Town |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | It's time the Luftwaffe paid a visit to Wiltshire |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | But no, don't tell me |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We don't have the Luftwaffe any more |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They're on loan at Swindon bloody Town |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Of course they bloody are! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | We're ginger. We can go on loan to Swindon too |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | OK, let's sign this Anthony Grant |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Let's get him on a permanent from Shrewsbury |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Before it's too late |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I want to keep the ball on the deck |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I want to play with flair and make the fans happy |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I want to win the League |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I just want Wellensball |
