00:00 - 00:03I'm afraid it's very bad news, Sir
00:04 - 00:05We put in an offer
00:05 - 00:07For a striker from Hertha Berlin
00:08 - 00:12But the offer was rejected
00:12 - 00:15He wants to stay here in the Bundesliga
00:17 - 00:19Why don't we just recall
00:19 - 00:21The striker they call Orange Peel
00:24 - 00:26Mein Fuhrer
00:27 - 00:28We recalled
00:31 - 00:33We recalled the Ginger Pele last week
00:34 - 00:36But he's stopped scoring again
00:53 - 00:58All who have lost faith in Gary Bowyer, leave the room
01:13 - 01:15We could have recruited Michael Doughty
01:15 - 01:17As a spy when he was at Harrow School
01:18 - 01:23We could have signed Isgrove on a free
01:25 - 01:28Now Spandau Ballet write songs for him
01:29 - 01:31And what have we got? Nothing!
01:31 - 01:34Not a bloody sausage!
01:34 - 01:37Apart from Bowyer. Bowyer is a sausage
01:37 - 01:40What does our Paul Caddis think of this?
01:40 - 01:42Caddis no longer plays for us
01:42 - 01:46So who does Caddis play for? And don't say Swindon Town
01:46 - 01:48Mein Fuhrer, he plays for Swindon Town
01:48 - 01:52Eoin Doyle goes to Swindon
01:53 - 01:54And comes back as Ginger Pele
01:56 - 01:57Scoring 24 goals. 24!
01:57 - 02:00In half a bloody season
02:00 - 02:03Now he's back and they all play like an Oompah band
02:04 - 02:08Full of too much sausage
02:08 - 02:13We're supposed to be stronger
02:14 - 02:16Swindon are supposed to be weaker
02:17 - 02:21They whack Crewe 3-1. Weaker, my arse!
02:27 - 02:29I thought I was the Big Fucking German
02:30 - 02:34But you tell me there's a Bigger Fucking German
02:34 - 02:36Playing in goal
02:41 - 02:42For Swindon bloody Town
02:43 - 02:47It's time the Luftwaffe paid a visit to Wiltshire
02:48 - 02:53But no, don't tell me
02:54 - 02:56We don't have the Luftwaffe any more
02:56 - 02:59They're on loan at Swindon bloody Town
03:00 - 03:02Of course they bloody are!
03:04 - 03:07We're ginger. We can go on loan to Swindon too
03:14 - 03:16OK, let's sign this Anthony Grant
03:19 - 03:23Let's get him on a permanent from Shrewsbury
03:25 - 03:26Before it's too late
03:31 - 03:33I want to keep the ball on the deck
03:40 - 03:46I want to play with flair and make the fans happy
03:46 - 03:49I want to win the League
03:53 - 03:56I just want Wellensball