00:00 - 00:03 | Here is the latest update on our plans for the Cowichan Valley |
00:04 - 00:05 | Our agents already in place are awaiting delivery of the race cars |
00:05 - 00:07 | from Stuttgart to Berlin |
00:08 - 00:12 | where we circumvent the emission standards |
00:12 - 00:15 | and ship them on to North Cowichan |
00:17 - 00:19 | I am told these folk are bumpkins |
00:19 - 00:21 | who want to live in huts in the forest |
00:24 - 00:26 | My leader,,,,,,,, |
00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner |
00:31 - 00:33 | There has been a small setback |
00:34 - 00:36 | The Sahtlam Neighbour Association Resistance has risen |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out except you three morons. |
01:13 - 01:15 | How could this be? |
01:15 - 01:17 | I was told our agents had fooled them all! |
01:18 - 01:23 | Is the problem those pushy Sahtlam witches? |
01:25 - 01:28 | The ones with the big brains? |
01:29 - 01:31 | dont cry Marie |
01:31 - 01:34 | We have too much money invested to lose to these hill folk |
01:34 - 01:37 | We must unleash our scary lawyers on them |
01:37 - 01:40 | We will send them letters and make threats. |
01:40 - 01:42 | But these witches are smart and never give up |
01:42 - 01:46 | We will spread lies, lies and more lies. |
01:46 - 01:48 | We have tried but their neighbours are supporting them |
01:48 - 01:52 | We are too wealthy to lose to such hobbits and hillbillies |
01:53 - 01:54 | This was not the plan |
01:56 - 01:57 | How can we have world auto domination |
01:57 - 02:00 | When our threats and false promises fall on deaf ears |
02:00 - 02:03 | Our financiers will be furious |
02:04 - 02:08 | This is not what we promised them |
02:08 - 02:13 | Since I was a child in Bavaria and saw my first Porsche |
02:14 - 02:16 | I dreamed of racing in Cowichan |
02:17 - 02:21 | The Bavarian driving experience in British Columbia was my dream |
02:27 - 02:29 | But now these hill folk have out maneuvered us |
02:30 - 02:34 | How could this be? I have the money and the connections. |
02:34 - 02:36 | I was given assurances |
02:41 - 02:42 | I thought I had their support! |
02:43 - 02:47 | Our propaganda machine has failed |
02:48 - 02:53 | They have countered with their own communication strategy |
02:54 - 02:56 | They must have a Goebbels doppleganger there |
02:56 - 02:59 | Or could it be they just told the truth? |
03:00 - 03:02 | Who knew that the high road approach would work? |
03:04 - 03:07 | Dont cry Marie, you did your best |
03:14 - 03:16 | I have trusted you fools. |
03:19 - 03:23 | My auto world domination plan is failing |
03:25 - 03:26 | Now I must accept my fate..... |
03:31 - 03:33 | ....that deception and bully behaviour has failed |
03:40 - 03:46 | I should have chosen Alberta as my target, that would have worked |
03:46 - 03:49 | but it too late, |
03:53 - 03:56 | The damned Sahtlam gang were too strong. |