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| 00:17 - 00:19 | How, just how did we blow |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | another season of fantasy football? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Kamara |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Kamara scored only 2.3 points. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It was a season low. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who recommended I play a running back at tight end last year stay |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | We choked again! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How could we have choked again? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We were so close last year and we tried to cheat |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | like the New England Patriots |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | But no we lost again |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | This was the year we were supposed to win |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We always lose and choke |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | We are going to do worst then that Poodle team |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My fuhrer its technically a Goldendoodle, part poodle part golden retriever |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Poodle, smoodle, woodle I don't care its a dog! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My fuhrer 62.5% poodle 37.5% golden retriever |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | And now the dog team who beat me last year is better again |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | and a new cat team. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We are supposed to be big girls, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | who don't cry and win. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | If we would've played Mostert and Prescott we would have won |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | 22.90 points left on our bench while Kamara scores 2.3 points |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Our team was stacked we had Kamara Wilson Evans Chubb. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | We even trading for Tyrek Hill! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And we can only score 78.47 points in the playoffs! |
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