| 00:00 - 00:03 | The war movie zone is a popular facebook group |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | People from all over the world gather to discuss movies about combat |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | In Germany, we have a large contingent south of Berlin and within the city itself |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It is considered to be a good resource to share information on the war movie genre |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | I must say that some of the very best postings have been made from this local sector. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That is, of course, because I have not yet begun posting there. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Tell me when I will be given total control of the group so only my posts may be made |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Furher |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The group..... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The group has blocked your participation |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Your opinion is not welcome |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Will everyone excapt fans of Enemy Ace please leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | So, I am blocked from a facebook group |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | From a bloody Facebook group |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I was an artist of note in Vienna! It was I who invented many of the battles covered war movies and comics |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | There wouldn't be 12 O'clock High or Combat had I not started the war! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | You have not been banned |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Its that Baron Von Stryker's fault! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Those stupid Howling Commandoes turned him against me |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | That cigar chomping Sgt Fury and his gang! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Furher, Fury is an agent of Sheild |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Fight them with Hydra you cowards!! Use ray guns! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Furher, you are taking on DC AND Marvel at the same time |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I defeated Charleton comics in 6 months! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Its only Gunner and Sarge, you dumpkoff!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I am so sick of those Ealing movies where my Afrika Corp is always defeated |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | ...and that GD Guns of Navarone movie!! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | AND they came back in Force 10 from Navarone |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And that Fury movie where they defeated a whole battallion of Hitler SS |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And the Inglorious Basterds takes the cake, endless killing of my troops. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I can never win a single battle apart from A Bridge too Far! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Even the Russians are tearing me apart with that T-34 movie for Stalin!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Cross of iron could have been a good film, but they had to put a spin on it. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I need a lighter film - one which shows me as a good guy. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | As a host at my bavarian retreat. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | All I get are films like The Longest Day! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And I liked John Wayne westerns too. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And they had to ruin Pearl Harbor and make it a love story |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I haven't seen Midway yet, but the Japanese had better win |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Or someone in this room is gonna pay |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I will reenact First Blood right here. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I liked Pearl Harbor too. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I admit I haven't seen many movies lately |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | My VCR player is eating up tapes. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Someone in this room forgot to clean it. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I will find out who is responsible |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I hear Hogan's Heroes is on Netflix. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Then I will see nothing and hear nothing. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I will never be a hero afterall. |
