00:00 - 00:03 | Its not far from the train station |
00:04 - 00:05 | the hospital is very close |
00:05 - 00:07 | and we can blow up the bridge to stop |
00:08 - 00:12 | silsdeners getting in |
00:12 - 00:15 | we have found you a lovely place to live |
00:17 - 00:19 | and i have nothing but fields around me |
00:19 - 00:21 | with a little stream and a large garden????? |
00:24 - 00:26 | Sir....... |
00:27 - 00:28 | its....... |
00:31 - 00:33 | its on the Redrow estate |
00:34 - 00:36 | you will be surrounded by outsiders |
00:53 - 00:58 | stay in the room if you made the decission for me to live there |
01:13 - 01:15 | FUCKING REDROW? |
01:15 - 01:17 | WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SEND ME THERE |
01:18 - 01:23 | THEY WONT EVEN CONNECT THE PATH UP TO THE STATION |
01:25 - 01:28 | EVEN THO MOST PEOPLE BOUGHT THEIR HOUSES FOR THAT REASON. |
01:29 - 01:31 | BUT I WANTED TO BE UP AT THE TOWER |
01:31 - 01:34 | YOU COULDNT PARK MY PANZER IN A REDROW GARAGE |
01:34 - 01:37 | OR LAND MY HINDENBURG IN THE TINY GARDEN |
01:37 - 01:40 | OR HAVE AFTERNOON TEA WITH EVA ON THE FRONT LAWN. |
01:40 - 01:42 | IT WAS EITHER THERE OR ELMSLEY STREET |
01:42 - 01:46 | ID RATHER BE DOWN THERE. AT LEAST THEY HAVE ASHES AT THE TOP OF THE ROAD |
01:46 - 01:48 | ADOLF, YOU'LL HAVE THE CO-OP AT THE TOP OF THE ROAD |
01:48 - 01:52 | THE CO-OP??? YOU CANT GET WHITE LIGHTENING IN THE CO-OP |
01:53 - 01:54 | OR COLA CUBES. |
01:56 - 01:57 | I WOULDNT HAVE FAR TO WALK HOME AFTER A |
01:57 - 02:00 | SKINFULL IN THE DOCK CLUB AND THE GOAT WOULD I |
02:00 - 02:03 | BUT NO YOU MAKE ME WALK ALL THE WAY ACCROSS THE VILLAGE |
02:04 - 02:08 | AND ALL THE HOSPITAL WORKERS WILL PARK THEIR CARS RIGHT OUTSIDE MY HOUSE |
02:08 - 02:13 | BECAUSE THEY CHARGE THEIR OWN STAFF FOR PARKING. |
02:14 - 02:16 | THEY ALSO TELL ME THAT WE CANT VOTE IN THE CHURCH HALL ANYMORE |
02:17 - 02:21 | AND WE HAVE TO USE THAT EYESORE THEY CALL THE HUB |
02:27 - 02:29 | ITS NOT EXACTLY FITTING WITH ITS SURROUNDINGS |
02:30 - 02:34 | CORRUGATED METAL??? THEY SAY IT COST 240 THOUSAND POUND TO BUILD |
02:34 - 02:36 | I CANT SEE 24 GRAND IN IT LET ALONE 240 |
02:41 - 02:42 | WE HAVNT BEEN ROBBED THAT BADLY |
02:43 - 02:47 | SINCE THAT SHITHOUSE BASTARD TURNED THE OLD STAR INTO HOUSES |
02:48 - 02:53 | I WOULD OF RATHER HAVE SEEN DRESDEN FLATTENED 5 TIMES OVER THAN LOSE THE STAR |
02:54 - 02:56 | BUT ATLEAT ITS EASIER TO GET THROUGH THE TRAFFIC LIGHTS |
02:56 - 02:59 | NOW WE HAVE TWO LANES AND A FILTER LIGHT |
03:00 - 03:02 | BUT PEOPLE STILL CANT USE IT PROPERLY |
03:04 - 03:07 | I miss the star too but the Timmy Taylors is great in the Goat |
03:14 - 03:16 | So you can get yourselves up to the Jubilee tower |
03:19 - 03:23 | and get them turfed out. its the cloest thing i have to the eagles nest |
03:25 - 03:26 | i refuse to live on redrow |
03:31 - 03:33 | even if it already has strategically placed bomb shelters. |
03:40 - 03:46 | Ive also heard steeton hall use our explosives to power their fireworks |
03:46 - 03:49 | if it was up to me id be setting them off seven nights a week |
03:53 - 03:56 | whilst showing my bare arse from the top of the jubilee tower. |