| 00:00 - 00:03 | OFSTED will be arriving in the morning |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We will send that new really |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | fat girl out on the minibus. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We will lock Francis W and Natalie in a Cupboard. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and Drug Angela F and dump her body by the Canal |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What about the Deallandro's? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They'll be walking round with faces like thunder. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Penny I'm afraid Alison is walking |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | around in shades, |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Like a crazy bagwoman |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | shouting at dinner ladies again. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who has not got QTS leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | OMFG |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Talk about Polishing a Turd |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How am I ever going to get that OBE. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I gave Millie an extra £10 a day |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | to do Reshmi's job. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I bribed BILD for that fucking |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | PBS accreditation and I fingered |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Nicky Morgan for the satellites funding. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We cant just print resources off twinkl. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Just put them on the bloody IPAD |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But were meant to be teaching them something. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Has it come to this? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I'm Dr Penny fucking Barrett |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Do I really have to let one of HRM |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | school inspectors see one of Nicks Powerpoint Lessons |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | were the kids get to choose the same song |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | for the um teenth time. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And then he does that weird Nick dance with them. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | how I love his awkward skinny |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Body trying to dance to Run DMC |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Reminds me of Jacob Reece Mogg |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | You dickheads |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | could learn alot from him. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | He has used the same resources |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | for years |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and years |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | and years |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | and years |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and I just cant be fucked firing him. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Shes right, his travel training lessons are torturous. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Have all the outstanding teachers really |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | left or been promoted? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Who'd have thought |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | classes of 10 were so unpractical |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | with our intake. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Get me some lube |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'm gonna need it. |
