00:00 - 00:05 | Do you know we delivered around 50 Epics |
00:05 - 00:07 | We do over 100 stories per sprint |
00:07 - 00:10 | Each team delivers around 1 a 2 stories per release |
00:11 - 00:16 | Kiss delivered RSA |
00:17 - 00:21 | We will not deliver this to production |
00:21 - 00:24 | 2 years of work down the drain |
00:29 - 00:31 | Same for Loans BE |
00:31 - 00:34 | The 7.6.2. did cost us over 20 sprints |
00:38 - 00:40 | VBA was delivered but still not used |
00:41 - 00:47 | Just like overdraft |
00:47 - 00:50 | and all other Unite shizzle |
00:50 - 00:56 | The chapter leads caused us a headache |
00:58 - 00:59 | Floorplan remains a puzzle |
00:59 - 01:01 | Now we do have a 'peeskamer', sorry telephone booth |
01:04 - 01:06 | New teams are in place and budgets unclear |
01:06 - 01:08 | Predictability is unpredictable |
01:13 - 01:14 | Velocity is unstable |
01:14 - 01:16 | Coaches Assume we are mature |
01:16 - 01:20 | We did setup the Obeya |
01:21 - 01:27 | Highly secret what we do there |
01:35 - 01:36 | The Concorde crashed |
01:36 - 01:39 | CBDO and RAK team joined the floor |
01:41 - 01:44 | We did not welcome them properly |
01:44 - 01:47 | New Chapters are put in place |
01:47 - 01:49 | Guilds are formed |
01:50 - 01:53 | Everybody is flabbergasted |
01:54 - 01:56 | We have our own Chaos Monkey |
01:56 - 01:58 | We call him Sebastiaan |
01:58 - 02:02 | Dropping a lot of Balloons |
02:05 - 02:07 | Some of them are still flying |
02:10 - 02:11 | Unite is like a candle in the wind |
02:11 - 02:13 | We do have had our successes |
02:15 - 02:17 | The Domibo |
02:17 - 02:20 | YNOT is king of (negative) interest |
02:21 - 02:28 | SLAYER chopped the AMS API into pieces |
02:29 - 02:30 | Pioneers found their way through the fat pipeline |
02:30 - 02:32 | Concorde simplified bookings |
02:36 - 02:39 | SLAP sounds like a loans plan |
02:40 - 02:42 | TOP pushed KAFKA and MDM |
02:50 - 02:55 | One Piece upgraded Host |
02:56 - 02:58 | Kiss delivered DKBL and RSA |
02:58 - 03:04 | The PET team is finally reachable through inquiry |
03:04 - 03:09 | Orange Dots kills the bookruns and TWS |
03:09 - 03:11 | Speed force is globally splitted |
03:16 - 03:20 | NEIN settled taxes and downloaded savings |
03:23 - 03:26 | Toad restarted and balanced the values |
03:31 - 03:36 | MERRY X-MAS FROM YOUR PROFILE PO's |