00:00 - 00:03 | Walsall 1st team are at home to Telford this weekend |
00:04 - 00:05 | Should be a good game. |
00:05 - 00:07 | They'll be travelling down the M54 |
00:08 - 00:12 | They're good lads and like a glass of beer or two. |
00:12 - 00:15 | We'll be watching the game outside on Saturday |
00:17 - 00:19 | Yes should be a good piss up. |
00:19 - 00:21 | I'll be using my favourite IPA glass as usual. |
00:24 - 00:26 | Erm.. Sir |
00:27 - 00:28 | the commitee.... |
00:31 - 00:33 | the commitee have rulled plastic glasses only |
00:34 - 00:36 | when matches are being played. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Cider, Drambuie, Shandy & Pimms drinkers ... get out now. |
01:13 - 01:15 | The beer tastes like shit as it is.. |
01:15 - 01:17 | In plastic glasses it will be fucking undrinkable! |
01:18 - 01:23 | What fucking complete Bellend passed this ruling? |
01:25 - 01:28 | The only day I miss the commitee meeting and they |
01:29 - 01:31 | decide on plastic fucking glasses! |
01:31 - 01:34 | This will cause uproar with the members. |
01:34 - 01:37 | Dont they realise the revenue the club will loose. |
01:37 - 01:40 | Fuckwits the lots of them, Fuckwits I say |
01:40 - 01:42 | Its for Health & Safety reasons Sir |
01:42 - 01:46 | Helath & Fucking Safety, you have got to be shitting me |
01:46 - 01:48 | No Sir.. someone got cut once in 1979 ... |
01:48 - 01:52 | 1979, 1979.. that was 40 fucking years ago! |
01:53 - 01:54 | It's absolute bollocks! |
01:56 - 01:57 | How am I going to explain this to |
01:57 - 02:00 | the likes of Coleman, Perkins, Millard & Stanley.. |
02:00 - 02:03 | They'll tear me a new areshole and rightly so! |
02:04 - 02:08 | It's a fucking discrace! |
02:08 - 02:13 | thats what it is a fucking discrace! |
02:14 - 02:16 | I've been a member of this club for 25 years |
02:17 - 02:21 | I've never drunk from a plastic galss and dont intend to now! |
02:27 - 02:29 | Who in their right mind would do this? |
02:30 - 02:34 | I bet it's one of those old members who never come down. |
02:34 - 02:36 | Probably a fucking Labour supporter! |
02:41 - 02:42 | The world is supposed to be.. |
02:43 - 02:47 | ..cutting down on plastic usage, not fucking adding to it. |
02:48 - 02:53 | Have they considered our carbon footprint? Wankers! |
02:54 - 02:56 | I can't fucking believe it! |
02:56 - 02:59 | I'll be venting my frustrations |
03:00 - 03:02 | to the culprit by email,.. Cunt! |
03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, it wont affect wine glasses I'm sure |
03:14 - 03:16 | The commitee have made their decision. |
03:19 - 03:23 | Oh well at least we can still use glasses if we stay in the Clubhouse |
03:25 - 03:26 | while the games on. |
03:31 - 03:33 | I'll stay in there and drink. |
03:40 - 03:46 | I just hope there are enough staff on behind the bar.. |
03:46 - 03:49 | ..this weekend. |
03:53 - 03:56 | That would be a fucking turn up. |