| 00:00 - 00:05 | Do you remember in 2017 |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | at the 54th National conference |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | When everyone said that CR17 |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | must become the next president of the ANC and this country? |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | And people where so upset they even threw chairs at |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | those who supported NDZ for president? |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Because they tried to sell us |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | that he was the better president for the ANC |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | and South Africa? |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | Then do you remember how he told everyone that |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | people in this country will get their land back? |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | But everything he actually did was establishing |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | commissions and wasting |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | everyone's time and money? |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | Yes that's president "Thuma Mina" |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | for you. |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Now he is trying to fix this |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | country again by selling SOEs |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | starting with SAA |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | because apparently it was mismanaged |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | by Dudu Myeni but truth of the |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | matter is, that Pravin Gordhan's |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | friends from Bidvest are running down the airline |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | Now PG and CR came up with another plan |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | Even 702 Blacks are rallying behind them |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | Because ESKOM is in such a bad state |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | That they had to piss |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | on the coal to implement Stage 6 |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | Loadshedding. I mean what is |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Stage 6 Loadshedding? |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Coming to my house |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | and take away my candles and lighter? |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | And the best part of the entire story is |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | that somewhere in Stellenbosch |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | a Diesel Supplier gets a Purchase Order |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | signed, to supply |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Diesel to ESKOM because PG and his friends |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | are hungry. |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Since CR17 has taken over as president |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | no one ever went into the streets |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | to protest against President |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Cupcakes and his best buddy |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | Because South Africans are being fed |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Nonsense from the "State Capture Enquiry" |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Because apparently it was all the Gupta's Fault |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | and not to mention Jacob Zuma |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | South African's are some special kind of stupid |
