| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have some bad news, I'm afraid, Mein Fuhrer. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The Americans, British and Russians |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Have infiltrated Berlin and intercepted |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | All of our troops. We have been forced into this bunker, unfortunately. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | The Alllies are winning the War, and we are trapped right here. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Congratulate the officers. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We're finally beating those damn Nazis. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We ARE the Nazis... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We're German. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I couldn't think of a good caption to go here, so anyone who damn well wants to can leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What is wrong with all of you today? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I've never even been to Germany, for God's sake! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | My name is Winston Churchill, and I've been fighting the Axis Powers for five years! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I'm the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | God Save the Queen! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | But now my War Cabinet Ministers all go mad! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | What am I going to tell FDR? What am I going to tell Stalin? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | We's finally beating the Hun and now you've all been converted to Fascism! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, we've always been Nazis, you founded-- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Shut up, Clement! The Nazis are my mortal enemies! Hitler is my arch enemy! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, you're obviously delusional! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You're the delusional one! If Oswald Mosley is behind any of this... |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I'll twist him into a swastika! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We shall fight on the beaches! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | We shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the streets |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | We shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We shall fight in the towns and in the country, |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | we shall fight in the forests, and in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And we shall never surrender! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And why are you all dressed like that? This isn't Prince Harry's fancy-dress birthday party! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Where's my cigar? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | My lungs are crying out for my cigar, I tell you! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | If I don't get my cigar, I'll have a stroke! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | V for Victory! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Never in the field of human conflict has so much been owed by so many to so few. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We have nothing to fear but fear itself! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And the sky falling on our heads. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | This whole thing reminds me of that film, about a dictator |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Whose failing mental health causes him to commit suicide! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, that film was about Richard Nixon. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Don't speak to me. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I have never been so moved. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Now, how will we win? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I should grow a moustache. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But you know, you're all as bad as Nazis, you Communists and Imperialists and Adventure Capitalists. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | You're all practically Nazis, in fact, the lot of you. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Hitler never had this problem. |
