| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Dreadnaughts are averaging 140 points a week |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Derrick Henry has been on fire |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And McCaffrey is a living god |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | He has found some asian kicker who is killing it |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And his tight end position could go either way |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Its fine |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I picked up Carson Wentz |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Evil |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Carson |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Carson Wentz is the worst qb in the NFL |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He scores 3 points or less most weeks |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | The teams I like may stay. Cheaters, Mikes Team, Brawlers, And Squirrel |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is bullshit! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Complete and utter bullshit! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Points are not supposed to matter |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Only your win and loss record |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Yet here I am in the playoffs |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Facing the highest scoring team in the league |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Who was down at one point |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And had only a 21% chance of winning! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Lord Evil yahoo projections mean nothing |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Shut your fucking face they are everything! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | They only projected him to win 2 games... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | If we cannot rely on the projections we have nothing |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Nothing! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | How do I know who to play? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Just play my best players? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Only an amature does that! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I spend hours studying my lineup! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And I have hunches. Good players have hunches! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Its hard to predict |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | but thats why im the best |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And that howdy duty son of a bitch |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Gets to go to round 2 with 100 points scored |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Its not fair I had to play Dreadnaughts |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I talked shit to him on boards |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Forget showing my face there again! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Lucky charms starts 0's, half the league auto drafted |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | To say nothing of the blue lightning |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Who has talked shit from the bottom of the league |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | He's not even in the damn playoffs! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok Dreadnaughts, you were always going to win. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Where did it all go wrong? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Was it the draft? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Waivers? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | My refusal to trade? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | No, I was perfect in almost every way |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I only made one mistake |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Saquon Barkley. |
