| 00:00 - 00:03 | If Martinsville reverts now we can start annexation |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We can get the Martinsville Speedway |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The Patriot Center Industrial Park |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The Wal Mart and Lowes |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Even that SOB Tim Hall's house |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Good, but what about the Mustangs? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We've got to get some good starting pitchers |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr. Mayor... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Mustangs |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Mustangs are a dumpster fire |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They suck and are losing money, they must fold |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who has never been to a Mustangs game leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | We are going to be a town |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | and lose the Mustangs |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | who the fuck is running this place |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We went from Marty the mascot to Moe and his dreadlocks |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | and still no minorities at the games |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | A bunch of white college boys drinking $1 Natty Light |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | who don't even know the game is going on |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and the walk up music sucks |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We need to kill the mustangs and build trails like Henry County |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Stop with the trails, they are too dangerous |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | People love the Dick & Willie and the sports complex |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Tell that to the people on Country Club Drive |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | and all the walkers mauled by coyotes |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We don't need to revert, we need baseball |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | hitting will bring big crowds and save the city |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and not that clown Jesse in his yellow fucking tux |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | The County is always trying to sneak a trail in on us |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | just like they screwed us on the DSS headquarters |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | If only we'd been able to buy the cable company |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | we wouldn't be in this mess |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Where is Earl Reynolds and Tom Harned |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | men like that would never revert |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I don't want to be a town Mayor like Craig O'der |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | and the sewer line |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | the PSA won't pay their fair share |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and now they are going to open their own sewer plant |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | and screw us again |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | What next? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | They going to stop buying our water? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | We need to revert, our taxes will be lower |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | At least we still have Amp Ohio |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | That's a good 30 year contract |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | a great deal |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | should make Martinsville a lot of money |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Call Dick Hensley and Husky Hall |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | we need a meeting of the old guard |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | we will never revert |
