| 00:00 - 00:03 | Although we have a 22 point lead, New Originals have a more favourable fixture list |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They have in form players |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And they don't have a history of bottling |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | every title race they've ever been involved in. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | It looks like it will go down to the wire. Every point will be crucial |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | No matter, no one can compete with my midfield |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They will fire me to victory |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Pep, your midfield... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | is shite |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Your entire midfield blanked |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | No one even got an assist |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who thinks I should have transferred out Salah, Sterling, Son, Hazard or Jota, leave the room now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What do you mean they fucking blanked!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Man City scored 4 goals against Brighton! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And you're telling me Sterling didn't even contribute?!?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Salah was playing fucking Wolves! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Son couldn't even score against Everton?! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Even Eric Fucking Dier scored! Their defence is shit! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | They have Yerry Mina! He's so shit even I sold him! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | How can New Orignals be beating us?!? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Pep, they have 3 Chelsea defenders |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | They have David Fucking Luiz! He is fucking awful! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Be fair, he has improved |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Improved?!?!?! He looks like Sideshow Goddamn Bob! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | He takes free kicks like a nobead! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Their entire team is shit! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Jesse Lingard! What even is he? The dabbing twat! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And then Moutinho! 1 pissing assist in 12 games! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Petr Cech played 1 game all season! Aguero is made of biscuits! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Pereyra! Barkley! Zinchenko! That's the sum total of their transfer windows! Unmitigated shite! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And then Gonzalo fucking Higuain! The fucking carthorse! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | How can they even compete with us? Van Dijk and Laporte! Salah and Sterling! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I am the best drafter here. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Yet time and again I get pissed and make stupid fucking wildcards. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | But at least my team is exciting, is pure. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I was so close to the title |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I could taste it. And it tasted glorious. It's all I've ever wanted! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | But now, I'll be equal on titles with Lee Goddamn Farrington |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | That fat twat doesn't even play the game! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | He would pick Ray Parlour if he could! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | 22 points! How have I fucked that up!? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Carla, it's only a game |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We can hold our heads high. We can still win |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | At least Momentary Masters own the most in form player in the game |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Paul Pogba |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | At the very least I'll win the predictions. Or the head 2 head |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | At least we know that signing Tosun, Ayew or Perez instead of Rashford wouldn't have made a difference... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | They wouldn't have scored the 6 points I needed... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fuck the New Originals |
