00:00 - 00:03 | Stefon Diggs had a solid day giving you 15.2 points. |
00:04 - 00:05 | And you adeptly picked up Higbee |
00:05 - 00:07 | who got you 19.6 points. |
00:08 - 00:12 | McCaffrey had a below average day, but still got you 24.5 points. |
00:12 - 00:15 | So in total - your team delivered a solid 144.5 fantasy points |
00:17 - 00:19 | 144.5 points is very difficult to beat. |
00:19 - 00:21 | I'm very proud of my men. That should get the win. |
00:24 - 00:26 | Um, my Furr |
00:27 - 00:28 | It turn out... |
00:31 - 00:33 | It turns out you would have beat either BYE week team |
00:34 - 00:36 | but Byrson actually scored 162 points |
00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who advised me to start f***ing Kirk Cousins, get the hell out. |
01:13 - 01:15 | You gotta be F***ing kidding me! |
01:15 - 01:17 | Jordan's team gets a BYE week based on luck and fleecing |
01:18 - 01:23 | And I get stuck playing Bryson in week 1 of the playoffs?! |
01:25 - 01:28 | Kyle Allen played like a girl |
01:29 - 01:31 | And then stole McCaffrey's goaline TD! |
01:31 - 01:34 | First Will Fuller gets injured, which helps Bryson, |
01:34 - 01:37 | leaving the door wide open for Hopkins - who he fleeced from Steggs! |
01:37 - 01:40 | And then Mike Evans tore his hamstring in the 1st Quarter! |
01:40 - 01:42 | [Bryson] As he scored a long touchdown. You gotta lot of nerve- |
01:42 - 01:46 | Shut the f*** up! He's the 3rd best WR. You expect TDs - not an injury! |
01:46 - 01:48 | [Jordan] but you've been extraordinarily lucky since the day you joined the league |
01:48 - 01:52 | Are you f***ing kidding me Jordan?! You're gonna lecture me on luck?! |
01:53 - 01:54 | You're the lucky one! |
01:56 - 01:57 | You have literally had the least points |
01:57 - 02:00 | scored against you in the entire league. Not to mention |
02:00 - 02:03 | pulled off the luckiest trades at the luckiest possible times! |
02:04 - 02:08 | I came into the league and made stellar trades and stellar waiver wire pickups. |
02:08 - 02:13 | I just know how to look at the data and make wise pickups based on trends and analysis. |
02:14 - 02:16 | And your pea brain thinks I "turn players to gold" |
02:17 - 02:21 | And then have the audacity to say I'm "lucky". Get the f*** out! |
02:27 - 02:29 | I've made the playoffs every year |
02:30 - 02:34 | I know what I'm doing. I did a hell of a job with this team. |
02:34 - 02:36 | A true force to be reckoned with! |
02:41 - 02:42 | But I got screwed... |
02:43 - 02:47 | because those horrible, inept Allen boy QBs run some seriously s***y offense! |
02:48 - 02:53 | What were the Panthers thinking firing Ron Rivera the week before fantasy playoffs?! |
02:54 - 02:56 | I suppose that was super "lucky" too Jordan? |
02:56 - 02:59 | And "lucky" that Mike Evans tore his hamstring when I'm playing against |
03:00 - 03:02 | Chris Godwin, who gets his extra targets! That's feminine logic! |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, he doesn't really believe that. |
03:14 - 03:16 | Oh well, at least I did all that I could. |
03:19 - 03:23 | I take peace in knowing that I made all the right moves I could have made. |
03:25 - 03:26 | No one better on my bench. |
03:31 - 03:33 | It's not like I had a 50+ point QB on the bench. |
03:40 - 03:46 | Bryson has a great team - it was a well earned victory. I'm happy to have been in the league. |
03:46 - 03:49 | Besides no one wants the replacement guy to win the league. |
03:53 - 03:56 | I'm sorry I failed you Connor. |