| 00:00 - 00:03 | I want to discuss Sam's FPL Team and GW16 |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Did we all have a good week? |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Looking at the results it wasn't bad |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Rob Walsh do you have anything to say about your gameweek? |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | As you are climbing the table rapidly!! |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Rob used his triple captain |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and was lucky with Ings as a Vice Captain |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sam..... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | You're wrong |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | I personally think he had a good week.... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and he's just about to overtake you! |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Exit the room if you're above me in the league |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I finished 2nd last year! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | 1 point away from Pete and WHAT happens!!!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Dyslexia United charging up the table.. I have Harry Kane FFS! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | A truly beautiful player |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Rob's team is fucking shit |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | What am I meant to do......... |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I can't sell Harry Kane can I?? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I have a £10 side bet with VICKERS! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sam please STOP it's just a game!! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | GAME!!! It's not just a game my friend! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Just calm down you've got your triple captain |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Triple Captain on KANE!!! FUCK THAT! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | STUPID CUNT! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | What do you want me to say!!!! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Harry Kane is fucking shit! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Ok you got it! He's fucking shit! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | There you go! I hope you're all happy! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I'm more than 100 points off RUSSON! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | He gives me shit all the time! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I've had enough of this shit! ENOUGH! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I just want to get Kane out of my team. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | How can I do it, I will look stupid! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | So......FUCKING STUPID |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Guess what else is stupid!? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | My wildcard this season! I had a better team before it!! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I have no clue how to get out of this predicament... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Copy Russon's team!? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I just can't do it..... |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I'm left copying someone else's team |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Louisa don't worry... Sam will finish bottom! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I want to finish top of the league |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | but I'm a West Ham fan from Walsall!! |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I should be hung! |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I give up with FPL and Whats App |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I have been gotten so many times on Whatsapp.... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I hate them fuckers |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I have the best banter!!! |
