| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have forced another election on the people |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Diane abbot has done the maths |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We are expecting 200 million votes for Labour |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The voters have suckered up our manifesto |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We can raise taxes, here, here and here...nobody will suspect anything |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And we can scrap trident? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | with that Cunt Cranky? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Jeremy... Boris has made mugs of us |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | He's leading |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | A whitewash is upon us |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We are going to look like cunts globally |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who thinks im going to lose get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | what the fuck more can i say |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | ive pretended im sorry to the jews |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I even came up with a catchy "For the many not the few" |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | How the fuck do they know im a fucking millionaire |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Its Ok Diane... you weren't to know |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | That fucking Boris is going to screw up my plan |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I had fucking isis, Hesbollah and IRA deals |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Now its all proper fucked |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Jeremy..calm the fuck down...you were never gonna win |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | i had a dream, to fuck with the pensions, taxes and transport |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Jeremy.... under 9's cant vote.. it cant happen |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I dont give a fuck... Diane said we have 300 million kids in the UK |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Shes runied it... |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The inept stupid cunt |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "your gonna win" "your this" "your that" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | What a load of big hairy old horse bollocks... |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | 2 Billion trees by 2040? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Tell people how much they can charge rent? Save the Planet? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Shes fucked my EU Pension!!!!! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | lazy cunts have to get a fucking job now.... im fucking fucked |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | they would have got it free on benefits |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | How do i explain that to my corbynites |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | You have to pay your way! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | There gonna fuckin lynch me |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And all you cunts said i was gonna win..hands down and no contest |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And here i am....fucked, left with a few million quid to live on |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | i was gonna take it all |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I wanted us ruined |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And everyone with a few bob....screwed |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dont worry Diane... you have 200 billion...remember |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Oh fuck it... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | ill just sign on next week....a small victory |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Boris....a clever man |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Im a prick..a terrorist sympathiser |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I thought i had a chance with them Scottish National cunts |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Should have just kept my head down and voted leave |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | What a fuck up |
