| 00:00 - 00:03 | I have some bad news |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Our spies have happened upon |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | hidden cameras here, here and here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They have been filming us for the past 33 years |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And are streaming live to a Russian base in Berlin |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So the cameras are in the map? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | That would make perfect sense |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We have... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We have also detected 69 other cameras... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | All in this room. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who has experience with the film industry, leave shortly. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | We have to put on a good show! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You nitwits have been embarrassing us this whole time! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Now is your time for redemption! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Just thank God there aren't any cameras outside this room! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Those idiots are even worse than you! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We need makeup artists in here, now!! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And clear away that junk! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | It looks like a damn pigsty in here! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, I'm sure it isn't too bad. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Not bad?! The room reminds me of Goring! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, we cleaned it this morning though. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | If that's what your cleaning skills are like, you're unfit to command |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You're no Nazi! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You remind me of my moustache! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Unattractive and completely useless! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | You revolt women and you're dirtier than a toothbrush! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Thank God the idiots outside aren't being filmed! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | If that woman in the necklace ever appears on camera, I'll shoot myself, and my dog too! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They are so not photogenic, it nauseates me! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | None of them have ever acted in a Liam Neeson film, like I have, or even Stalin has! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | At least I'm not overreacting... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | It's bad for my heart when I shout at all, but luckily I haven't done that yet. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It's also not very attractive when I shout. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | If I shout at all, you'll tell me, right? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | But I haven't yet, right? I would know if I had. It's very bad for my throat. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | My wife tells me I once shouted at her non-stop for 3 years. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I doubt it though. I'm a mild person. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And I'm usually very self-conscious on camera, I wouldn't get worked up. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I've never gotten stage fright or anything. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Good job with the melodrama and fake crying, Greta. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Anyone else would've peed their pants. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | In fact, I bet some of you already have. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | You can see Fatty has. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | You'd better go and change your clothes, Fatso. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | At least the cameras only see our top halves... If they could see |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | MY bottom half... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Well, it's gorgeous. |
