| 00:00 - 00:03 | The final orders are in |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | As expected the stalemate |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | between France and German continues |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Turkey is holding in Tunisia |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and Italy is on the verge of collapse |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That was to be expected |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | but Russia cannot claim 3 SCs in one turn |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Gamemaster |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Russia |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Russia has captured 18 supply centres |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | the game is over |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who was not following the game please leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How the fuck could they let Russia win so quickly |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Those fuckers just couldn't stop betraying each other for 2 seconds |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | They didn't even try to make a coordinated effort to fight Russia |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | They just invited him in hoping he would crush their enemies |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Italy and Germany could have crushed France |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | But that idiot didn't even know where his units were |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | let alone know how fleets worked |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | They were so fucking close |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Gamemaster Turkey put a spanner in the works |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Turkey only had 1 unit left and survived the game |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Gamemaster nobody could have foreseen Turkey taking Italy |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Turkey didn't even put up a fight against Russia |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | He just turtled like Austria |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | and Turkey just let Russia waltz in |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and he let Russia take all his SCs |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | They didn't even make a deal with Italy to take on the common enemy of Russia |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Germany and France spent the whole game in a pointless war |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Even though they new they could't break the stalemate they just kept fighting |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Caeser was stabbed in the back less times than France |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And they just let Russia have Scandinavia and England |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | they were so blinded by their hatred of each other |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | they would rather lose everything |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | than let the other one have a chance of winning |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | those idiots were not even capable of coming up with a long term plan |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I don't even know why they bothered to negotiate |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | As soon as they made a deal you knew they were going to betray each other |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | nobody believed it for a second |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Peace in Western Europe what a fucking joke |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And don't get me started on England |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Now Tim will have time to watch Love Actually with you |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | This game had so much potential to be glorious |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | at least we got some funny memes |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Maybe we can play a co-operative game next time |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | but those fuckers will still find a way to betray each other |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I just hope Hugh doesn't turn me into a fucking meme |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | But who am I kidding |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | he is defiantly turning me into a fucking meme |
