| 00:00 - 00:05 | Mannagment wanted a chicken sandwich. "Hey, we gotta feed the apes, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We'll get tons of money" |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | But, they wanted to make sure it tasted good. |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | So, instead they went and did the only reasonable thing. |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | They made it a limited run. |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Limited! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Limited! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | And the niggers tried to kill each other for it |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Limited! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | One time, i saw an ape enter the store, and order one of our sandwiches |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | And the other nigger gave him a hard look |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | And proceeded to rape him with a raging cock |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | So much semen! |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | So much semen! |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | He shoved his dick in his eye |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | And came into his brain |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Cum! |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | The screams man! |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | AND HE WAS STILL EATING HIS SANDWICH |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | He was eating it like it was sunday brunch |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | He then- |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | He then just slit the apes throat |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | But, then the police came |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | The nigger put his hands up in the air |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | And- |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | And the cops just fired every bullet at him |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | His screams |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | I had to explain it to them |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | That he just wanted a chicken sandwich |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Chicken! |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | His dick- |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | His dick was still erect |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | When he died |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | Semen was still pouring out from him |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | I had to close down the whole company because of that incident |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Was the sandwich good? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Hell no |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | We took a shit on the floor |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | and put a bun on it |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | But them apes still loved it! |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Did you find out why people liked it? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Actually, that nigger from before didn't even want a sandwich |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | He just walked past the ape |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Took one whiff of his stentch |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | and went on a rampage |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | And that's why i hate niggers! |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | BECAUSE THEY STINK! |
