00:00 - 00:03 | The negotiations |
00:04 - 00:05 | are ongoing with |
00:05 - 00:07 | Folaus legal team |
00:08 - 00:12 | Is hitting us with freedom of speech |
00:12 - 00:15 | freedom of religion and loss of earnings |
00:17 - 00:19 | That wont matter |
00:19 - 00:21 | he made a mean tweet about the fires, hes done |
00:24 - 00:26 | Raelene |
00:27 - 00:28 | I. um |
00:31 - 00:33 | Our lawyers say we will be |
00:34 - 00:36 | cornholed |
00:53 - 00:58 | Pyrate FitzSimons, Toxic Leprachaun and QWERTY otherkin stay |
01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell just happened |
01:15 - 01:17 | You all told me we were on a winner |
01:18 - 01:23 | My own float at mardi gras you said |
01:25 - 01:28 | With Israel bent over the barrel |
01:29 - 01:31 | while the punters formed a |
01:31 - 01:34 | line down the street for a crack at him |
01:34 - 01:37 | Instead its me, the goth queen of |
01:37 - 01:40 | Rugby thats going to cop it. |
01:40 - 01:42 | Raelene we can put out a media release |
01:42 - 01:46 | Fold your release till its all pointy bits and stuff it up your ass. |
01:46 - 01:48 | You cant say that, im head of Quantas. |
01:48 - 01:52 | Its your bloody fault, why should we give a rats fat |
01:53 - 01:54 | what some devil dodger tweets on his day off |
01:56 - 01:57 | FFS we have a bunch of roided up |
01:57 - 02:00 | hooligans filming unspeakable acts |
02:00 - 02:03 | on themsleves and each other |
02:04 - 02:08 | and you choose a tweet to draw a line in the sand |
02:08 - 02:13 | over poor conduct bringing the game into disrepute |
02:14 - 02:16 | Salary cap breaches, sports doping |
02:17 - 02:21 | all "investigated" and minimised |
02:27 - 02:29 | Even match fixing |
02:30 - 02:34 | was lower profile and cost less than this |
02:34 - 02:36 | I feel more violated than a Matthew Johns groupie |
02:41 - 02:42 | And Pyrate you dick, |
02:43 - 02:47 | Week after week of "Falou is stuffed" |
02:48 - 02:53 | We should rename you turdfingers |
02:54 - 02:56 | Australias leading wrongologist |
02:56 - 02:59 | Hows your Republican movenment going |
03:00 - 03:02 | Oh whats that, just as well as your sport commentary |
03:04 - 03:07 | Dont worry, he will get something right one day |
03:14 - 03:16 | Its over, Ill hang around like a bloated frightbat |
03:19 - 03:23 | for long enough to absorb most of the stink |
03:25 - 03:26 | You lot can continue on |
03:31 - 03:33 | pulling salaries for fuck all |
03:40 - 03:46 | But Im sure you will provide me a golden parachute |
03:46 - 03:49 | and a nice soft job somewhere else. |
03:53 - 03:56 | Bloody Christians |