| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have located an aged contact in the queue |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It's an assault |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | It took place in London |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It's reportable, we are currently trying to make contact with the reporter |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Beginning and end of trip is in theTFL area |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Ok, let's follow the deck |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and get it actioned quickly |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | TL |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | There's |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | There's a bit of a problem with the contact |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It's 4 days old |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone get out apart from Batman, Robin & Alfred |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I don't believe it, a breach! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I don't believe my ears! A breach |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How many more breaches will we have to endure! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We will need to email Seamus now |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | How will we explain this one? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Who was Batman last night? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Bring them to me now! The night before? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | The night before that? I want all the Batmen in here! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | I was Batman, I must have missed it somehow |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Missed it? How did you miss it? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Alan Pearse distracted me with his jokes |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | What ?Next thing you'll be blaming poor Jon Murray |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Disaster |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Wait until Mairead hears this |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | She'll be back on the fags |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | What will Seamus say when we tell him |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Alan Pearse's jokes are to blame? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They're not even remotely funny! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Not even funny, the only ones that laugh are the ones |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | who don't understand them, they laugh nervously |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Wait until the others hear! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Barry will have another heart attack |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | when he hears this. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | We have to get someone |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | to improve the standard of Alan's jokes |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | It's our only hope of improving things |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | All of you are to go away and come |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | up with some funny jokes |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | What kind of a Batman doesn't know a good joke? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, you're not one of the Batmen |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | There's only one thing to do |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We have to find a way of getting Lennon back |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | He was funny at least |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | What about this new TL Jack? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Anyone ever hear him tell a joke? He must be funny, he has red hair |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | The gingers are always funny |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Get Jack! |
