| 00:00 - 00:03 | The thoughts and prayers yet to arrive |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | traveling north to Berlin |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | on za squiggle line |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | god said he will make it |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | on time |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | to zee brown area |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | vere za poop is |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | yavol funny Mo |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | zee bald guy said |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | I told heem |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Thoughts and prayers don't verk |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | all small peepee's leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | zay ave alvays verked |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | god speaks to me! he told me so! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | and now my bottom eez itchy |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | vere zaa bloody ell are you |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | are you itchy too |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I need cream |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | lots of bloody cream |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and a spoon |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | a desert spoon should do the job? |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | any fecking spoon doomcough |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | we only have spoons for mice |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | spoons for mice? What can I push with that! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | My piles are bigger now than |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | when I was at aussie tourism |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | giving hundreds of millions |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | to my dodgy contractor mates |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | now! those thoughts will verk |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Those prayers vill verk |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | or so help me god |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I vill sheet in der corner and close the door |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Do you vont that? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | all I have is thoughts and prayers |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | If they dont verk I am done in zee polls |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Sheet I mentioned zee pols |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | If i had not invaded poland we wouldn't be here now |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Damn zee pols |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | vere is da cream |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I need zee cream for de itch |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Itchy bottom sucks big time |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | is it getting verse? |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | undervere |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | someone ave clean undies? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I'm going to need dem |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | no clean ones |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | vhat shall I do |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | not again |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Damn you Rene |
