| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, we have new intelligence. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We are hearing that some Shitheads |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | are already planning to mail their Secret Santa gifts late, |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | largely due to work, the .38 Special tour, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | marijuana usage, and general laziness. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | This is not an issue, though. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I've told them December 15th. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuehrer, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Shitheads.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Shitheads are very difficult to manage. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It's like herding cats. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Hell's Angels, Republicans, Bloods, Crips... Get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Do you mean to tell me |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | that we can't get these hippies in line? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I've told you that if we can't get these Shitheads to comply |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | with simple hygiene and body hair requirements |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | how can we expect them to put a gift in the mail |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | or even wear fucking deodorant? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I am so sick of this bullshit! We try to have a nice |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | gift exchange and we can't even get them to... |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | I've tried, but they will not listen- they're too high! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Too high? Have you ever been too high? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuehrer, I've never been too high. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Of course, you idiot, neither have I! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | The problem is this Snider! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | He plays this terrible hippie music |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | about the trees and the wolves |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and idiotic NASCAR drivers! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Beer runs, and smoke pits, and winning districts |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I didn't even know we were from a district! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | He can barely play that damn guitar! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Why can't they stop smoking weed and listen to some good music? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Men at Work |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Safety Dance! I like that shit! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It makes me want to do the robot. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | No matter. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | We will get these Shitheads under control or there will be consequences. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Secret Santa gifts will be mailed on time. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | They will be properly packaged |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | with festive bows and reindeer! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Elves and Santas and shit! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, Rebecca. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | If I don't get my present on time |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | If I don't get the fuzzy bunny slippers I asked for |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I'll be so sad |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | My toes.... so cold. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'm sorry you guys. I know I've been kind of a dick. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'm off my medication. I got a little crazy. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Get Carl in here with that bong. |
