| 00:00 - 00:03 | Plans for the final are underway. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Kick-off is at 2.30pm and the |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | venue has been moved to Berlin. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The Sub Warden has also confirmed that pupils will be allowed to miss lessons |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | which means that we will have the whole school watching us. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That is good to hear. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Everyone will get to see us in our brand new kit. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The kit... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The kit didn't get washed after the last match. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It was given to Mr Tester. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone that doesn't know how to use a washing machine, step outside. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Given to Mr Tester?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Why would you give it to Mr Tester?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | He's the Director of Music, not the Master in Charge of Laundry! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What on Earth will we look like now... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We've got more chance of looking |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | like Mozart than 1st XV players. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | But at least Mozart had clean clothes. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | We'll be wearing the dirty jerseys you bought as Shells. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, I can assure you we can still play well. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | How?! How will we ever play well in kit like that?! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, I promise you we can still win. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | How do you think I'm going to explain this one to the Warden? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We'll be a laughing stock! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | First you tell me you want kit. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Then you tell me you'll take responsibility for it. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Then you go hand it to the nearest person with a heartbeat! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | 16 Spanish lessons I spent designing those socks, shorts and jerseys. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And my wife has no idea I used all her savings to pay for it all! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | If she finds out, I'm finished. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | But it's fine for all of you because you've all got girlfriends who won't leave you! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | What do I have left now... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Nothing - that's what. Except for a big muscular chest. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And big strong biceps. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And now, my dreams of being |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | England rugby Head Coach are as likely as we are at getting on some outside shoulders. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | How hard is it for someone to wash some shirts? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Aren't there washing machines in House? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | There probably are, but you're too busy playing XBOX |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | to consider washing or seeing your girlfriends. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry. I heard that Abingdon has lots of boys. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Well, I suppose that's it then. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I was planning on buying us new shirts that would be tighter than ever. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | No room to breathe. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We'll have to use ones with itchy collars. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Just make sure you play deep. 30m at least. Running from Neptune's grave. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Putting pennies on people's eyes. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Wear whatever you want. |
