| 00:05 - 00:07 | Pennsylvania, Wisconsin and Iowa have been called for Obama |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | We have a slight lead in Virginia but are behind in Florida. |
| 00:11 - 00:15 | North Carolina, Indiana and Idaho have just been called in our favor. |
| 00:16 - 00:20 | We still have Ohio to carry us to victory |
| 00:23 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:23 - 00:25 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:26 - 00:29 | CNN |
| 00:27 - 00:29 | CNN |
| 00:30 - 00:32 | CNN has just called the State of Ohio for President Obama. |
| 00:32 - 00:35 | This gives Obama 18 electorial votes which puts him above 270. |
| 00:50 - 00:55 | Paul Ryan, John Sununu and Marco Rubio stay. |
| 00:56 - 00:58 | The rest of you get out. |
| 01:09 - 01:12 | You said I was going to win! |
| 01:12 - 01:15 | Karl Roves prodictions were false! |
| 01:15 - 01:18 | He said I would win by a landslide |
| 01:18 - 01:22 | And that the polls were oversampling Democrats |
| 01:24 - 01:27 | How in the world did I loose to that Muslim Communist! |
| 01:27 - 01:30 | He wasn't even born here! |
| 01:31 - 01:36 | Donald Trump said so and he is always right! |
| 01:36 - 01:37 | Obama has shown us his birth certificate and it is indeed genuine. |
| 01:38 - 01:39 | You Lie! |
| 01:38 - 01:41 | They said so on Fox News and Rush Limbaugh as well! |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | But the Republican Governor of Hawaii has claimed the documents legitimate. |
| 01:44 - 01:45 | She is a RINO Communist! |
| 01:45 - 01:47 | I could have photoshoped that thing! |
| 01:48 - 01:49 | I was meant to be President |
| 01:51 - 01:53 | I ran a billion dollar business |
| 01:53 - 01:56 | He was just a community organizer in Chicago |
| 01:56 - 01:59 | Helping black people in the 47% |
| 01:59 - 02:04 | Who cares about those welfare queens! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And those woman who do not obey their husbands and want rights! |
| 02:08 - 02:11 | They just want their free birth control and "equal" health care! |
| 02:11 - 02:14 | Don't they understand that I understand how their body works more than them? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And that all they are good for are making baby's. |
| 02:21 - 02:23 | I don't believe the results |
| 02:23 - 02:25 | ACORN stole the election |
| 02:25 - 02:27 | And I thought those voter ID laws would stop poor people from voting |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We even made it harder to register to vote! |
| 02:29 - 02:31 | How? |
| 02:34 - 02:35 | I had Wall Street |
| 02:36 - 02:41 | They gave me way more money and assured my victory! |
| 02:42 - 02:46 | The big money from superpacks were supposed to buy the election! |
| 02:45 - 02:48 | I thought money could buy anything... |
| 02:49 - 02:52 | But no the 47% actually were not fooled |
| 02:52 - 02:55 | All they want is their stupid Social Security and Medicare |
| 02:56 - 03:00 | It's okay. We can vote for Santorum in 2016 and loose even more rights. |
| 03:06 - 03:08 | I want my country back |
| 03:11 - 03:16 | Back when woman obeyed their husbands and kids worked in factories. |
| 03:17 - 03:20 | Back to the 19th century |
| 03:20 - 03:25 | It's over |
| 03:30 - 03:36 | I will never be able to exploit the poor |
| 03:37 - 03:40 | Mexicans will not be deported... |
| 03:44 - 03:46 | I have lost |
